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3:53 am oyveyoTomorrow, I could put on a tie and grab a clipboard and walk right into the park and survey hot women. But I don't want to.
3:54 am oyveyoBut it's a damn good icebreaker
3:55 am oyveyo"I'm taking a survey from beautiful women, and you're the most qualified I've seen. First question: Are you single?"
3:56 am oyveyoSecond Question: how do you feel about niggers?
4:04 am oyveyoThird question, do you enjoy mind-blowing leg-shaking slap-yo-mama multiple orgasms?
4:06 am oyveyoFourth Question: your place or mine?
4:08 am big_fat_dangusholy cringe
4:09 am oyveyoYou should use that on your tlolocast
4:10 am oyveyoTake a vidcam to the park
4:10 am oyveyoYour ratings would skyrocket
4:13 am oyveyoAND you'll be crushin em like a boss. Confidence is key.
4:14 am oyveyoThe single most important factor in shagging fit birds is owning them
4:16 am oyveyoDon't let them think. Take charge. They like that.
4:18 am oyveyoSHUT UP BITCH floods their basement
4:19 am oyveyoBut smile when you say it.
4:20 am oyveyoIt short-circuits their defenses
4:24 am oyveyoWomen love dickheads. Not pussies.
4:29 am oyveyoThis all applies to hit-it-and-quit it fuckbuddies. There's different guideline for relationships.
4:30 am oyveyoBuy my book; "Done With Hos" for relationship advice
4:32 am oyveyoAnd the sequel; "Fuck That Bitch"
4:36 am oyveyoIt won me a Pulitzer
4:38 am GrayDragonHow did Duke hack your account?
4:39 am oyveyogrin
4:40 am GrayDragonHow did I hack your account?!?
4:40 am oyveyoFirst rule of hack club
4:40 am GrayDragonYou tell everyone you succeeded.
4:40 am GrayDragonNext?
4:41 am oyveyoPunch somebody
4:41 am GrayDragonOkay, okay, good, good. I'm liking it.
4:43 am GrayDragonIf rule #3 isn't "put on my robe and wizard hat," I'm outta here.
4:44 am oyveyoIt is. And rule 4 is 75ff GTG GG by t TC ft TC fur GG berg utrrdtggyy44rrf
4:45 am GrayDragonEveryone knows rule #4.