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IN THE SPIRIT OF COMMISERATING WITH ME I ASK THAT ALL OPs STICK THEIR UPPER GUMLINE WITH A TACK , IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A CLEAN TACK, YOU CAN GRAB ONE OFF ANY PUBLIC SEAT OR BENCH

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3 weeksApr 10, 2025 21:24:41 ago (+3/-0)     (HDLunited)

...a candle light vigil with a box of thumbtacks and a rubber chicken would really highlight your support.


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[ - ] observation1 4 points 3 weeksApr 10, 2025 22:21:13 ago (+4/-0)

septocaine not lidocaine

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2025 03:53:55 ago (+0/-0)

I don't want a temporary fix, I can isolate the area of hurt with a swig of Jamaican Appleton rum and get 20minutes of relief but I can't carry around, or drive around with 4 5ths of booze, and even if I wanted a spike of lidocaine I'd need a dentist...there was a big drug bust here on Monday so by now the needlers are in convulsive withdrawal so getting one of them to hit me with a freezing is not a good idea. It's a fuck of a throb now, earlier I thought that maybe it dislodged, but no.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3 weeksApr 11, 2025 10:03:12 ago (+1/-0)

Its gonna come down to a dentist. Tell them to use septocaine

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2025 21:42:30 ago (+0/-0)

@observation1...I've got no choice now, it's Friday, I can't get into my dentist until Tuesday, maybe Monday at 5.00, but I can't get this out myself and it's irritating as fuck, this is in the pain stages now, 600mgs of ibuprofen worked for a bit just enough for me to sleep but by 4.00am this morning it was worn off and kept me awake...I won't need a freezing cause the plate is secured only with screws so after removal the dentist should be able to yank it out pretty easy and then reinstall the plate...I tried digging it out today but it's inflamed and sensitive, but it's hurting with jaw movement and it sucks...which is why I can't properly pronounce my words when doing a post so I hope everyone understands that it's not their fluctuating IQ that's interfering with their comprehension level, it's the painful relaying of my message...I'm sure you understand.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 3 weeksApr 10, 2025 22:05:51 ago (+2/-0)

GUMLINE
STRONG

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 11, 2025 08:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

...the two weakest parts of our anatomy are the eyelids and the gums, you can pierce any part of your body for bling except eyelids and gumms...there's nothing funny about scurvy, but this fucking bone spur that is speared into my gum is even more less funny, more or less, but more than less. I just hope this doesn't negatively affect my IQ.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 3 weeksApr 11, 2025 08:39:19 ago (+1/-0)

Take some opiates and stop being a whiny bitch. You probably won't shit for a week but its a small price to pay. My cat hacks up his hairballs so maybe you could try that?

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3 weeksApr 10, 2025 23:25:07 ago (+1/-0)

No.