MY MISERY WILL NOT GO UNANNOUNCED - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

MY MISERY WILL NOT GO UNANNOUNCED
submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:56:47 ago (+9/-0) (HDLunited)

I've got a shard of bone lodged under my dental implant plate after chomping down on a chicken drumstick and I swear it's vertically piercing into my top gum. The waterpic won't flush it out and I've no way of digging it out, the plate has to be removed by a dentist...AND IT'S FUCKING BUMMING ME RIGHT OUT.

Just as a heads up, all posts and comments submitted by me from now to the point of relief will be rude, crude and impolite...with a hint of misogyny, prejudice and xenophobia.

Now fuck off faggots, I'm hurting and most here are to blame.

Fuck does this fucking hurt.

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[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:36:30 ago (+4/-0)

Is any of it sticking out? I bet needlenose pliers can grab it

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:26:04 ago (+2/-0)

Drstrange...it's right underneath the plate, I've never had anything like this happen before, the problem with these implants is that they're like wire cutters, there's no sense of force that's being applied to the chewing because the teeth have no feeling, and the thing about chicken bone is that it shreds and breaks easier than beef bones and they are fucking sharp...what a way to ruin a perfectly grouchy mood, everything was great, I was cussing niggers at the gas station, I told 2 shitskins to stand in front of a train, I even bonused out with the humiliation of a fag tranny group as it was protesting for whatever it is that trannys protest for...my entire shitty attitude just went for a shit and I'm pissed.

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:53:34 ago (+1/-0)

LOL. Sorry, man. In time this too shall pass? Try the garden hose!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 19:35:11 ago (+0/-0)

my entire shitty attitude just went for a shit and I'm pissed.

Poetry.

[ - ] HeyJames 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:01:59 ago (+4/-0)

That sounds pretty bad. Gotta stick to white man meats like steak and not chikkinz

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:13:40 ago (+3/-0)

...but @HeyJames, you can't beat rosemary chicken or chicken kiev...and this is White man's food, niggers eat other niggers

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:14:32 ago (+3/-0)

Can you put baking soda near it somehow? It will tend to draw things.

For pain relief via pressure points, try to squeeze the area on your have between the thumb and first finger

Maybe see if anyone can help help with the water pick

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:36:10 ago (+1/-0)

Cantaloupe...you may be correct on that, it may help force it out...thnx

[ - ] observation1 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:09:58 ago (+3/-0)*

Dont want to scare you but ask your dentist not to give you the long lasting or quick acting caine . Dont use lidocaine. Use the old fashioned stuff.. when he asks why tell him you are superstitious and want the old fashioned stuff or as close to old fashioned as possible. Preferably novocaine or ask for septocaine.

Anything long lasting or quick acting, is out. Lidacaine is what you dont want

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:37:30 ago (+0/-0)

The pain is tolerable but just barely, it's irritating as fuck.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:58:03 ago (+1/-0)

When they work on your tooth they will inject you with some sort of caine. They usually keep 4 or 5 varieties on the shelf and never offer you a choice so speak up.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:04:50 ago (+3/-0)

Blow it out with canned air. It might just be crazy enough to work?

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:37:47 ago (+4/-0)

Or an air compressor!

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

That's no joke, I already eyed up my compressor in the garage...I'm about to try anything soon, I've been digging with a hooked dental pick that has the floss on one end but it bends and slips over the bone shard, this is painful and what really pisses me off is Iike to eat my pretzels and assorted nuts at night.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:48:15 ago (+1/-0)

don't do that dude

Its one of those dumb things that you think will work and save you some time but in the end you end up in more trouble

Maybe try a metal floss pick and dental tool https://www.amazon.com/bonmall-Stainless-Toothpick-Reusable-Tool-Teeth/dp/B09J58MGX9

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 04:09:03 ago (+0/-0)

embolism

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:09:46 ago (+2/-0)

Buddy of mine mentioned the compressed air can but my waterpic has more pressure, I've never had anything under this plate that could withstand the waterpic stream...this one is embedded and it really fucking hurts.

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:38:40 ago (+3/-0)

An air chuck and an air compressor would do it. Or maybe a garden hose?

[ - ] Volf 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:40:12 ago (+2/-0)

comments submitted by me from now to the point of relief will be rude, crude and impolite...with a hint of misogyny, prejudice and xenophobia

So just the usual for this place, then.

That really fucking sucks man, I hate annoying stuff like that. You can't enjoy anything or focus on anything you want to get done until it fucks off.

Try chewing on a teabag. This isn't a euphemism, I'm not fucking with you. I was told to do that for a toothache once and it somehow completely stopped the pain. Went from a solid 9 to zero. Or if that's not your style, there's always whiskey.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:28:31 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah but this thing is stuck into the gum between the plate.

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:12:29 ago (+2/-0)

Get someone to hit you in the head with a hammer, the pain will help you ignore the toothache. It works in cartoons.

https://www.balsallcommondental.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/IMG_4629.jpg

Let me know if I can help out further…

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

I'm looking for the sledgehammer now and I'm going to do it myself

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:07:02 ago (+2/-0)

BRUH!!

Quit shoving bones in your mouth! That sounds kinda gay!!

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:11:04 ago (+2/-0)

HA...but this ain't funny, fuck man where's your sense of symphony?...owwwww, it hurts.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:17:10 ago (+4/-0)

And damn it. I guess I won't be using this one, because it is just too mean.

[ + ] Drstrangestgov

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:37:18 ago (+3/-0)

Lol

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:26:03 ago (+2/-0)

Well...it may come to that.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:15:07 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry, man. I hope you get that fucker out right away somehow.

But, still. Taking anything seriously just feels gay these days.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 23:38:39 ago (+1/-0)

Dude, that sounds awful. My condolences to your gums!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:47:12 ago (+1/-0)

Take an ibuprofen.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 04:06:39 ago (+0/-0)

...and you know what PWH?...usually the wife has a bottle of Ibuprofen in stock but the bottle is empty...and if something doesn't change by tomorrow afternoon I'm gonna drag myself by the hair

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 12:01:41 ago (+2/-0)

Lol. Hey wont that wife get you some ibuprofen from the store? Youve clearly been getting slack on the discipline.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 16:48:33 ago (+0/-0)

PWH...HA X 10...you're too much, just a side note, I've been with my wife for 30years and the only time I drag her by the hair is when she begs for it.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 21:24:34 ago (+0/-0)

I've been with my wife for 30years and the only time I drag her by the hair is when she begs for it.

TMI ZBK

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:39:55 ago (+1/-0)

Get shit-faced fall-down drunk. It won't help at all but you'll forget it hurts after a while.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:36:31 ago (+1/-0)

Jombi The Genie say's: I see a DDS appt. for you ASAP!

Hint: OTC Excedrin aspirin will help to sleep.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 15:47:29 ago (+0/-0)

turn up the misogyny and racism, nigga

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 08:12:17 ago (+0/-0)

A raging asshole is how we've come to know you. I can't tell any difference. You probably have aids now. LOL Hope you get some relief ZBK.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 00:43:35 ago (+0/-0)

Have you tried not doing that?

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MY MISERY WILL NOT GO UNANNOUNCED submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:56:47 ago (+9/-0) (HDLunited)

MY MISERY WILL NOT GO UNANNOUNCED
submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:56:47 ago (+9/-0) (HDLunited)