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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 2 monthsApr 9, 2025 01:49:31 ago (+1/-0)

If you're in northeast Ohio, in 2025,
You can do what James and Danny Heaton did, back when they were still alive.
You can mine the ore and smelt it, in a blast furnace you build.
It's still lining Yellow Creek, just be careful you don't get killed.
From the Monongahela Valley
To the Mesabi iron range,
To the coal mines of Appalachia
The story's always the same.
If you want to make some cannons
To defend your private walls,
You'll need a lot of ore for the cannons
And you're gonna need some balls.

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 19:46:11 ago (+1/-0)

Drill pipe plus hard work?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 12:51:34 ago (+1/-0)

just make your own, bro!

[ - ] Portmanure 5 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 11:44:55 ago (+5/-0)

Get your checkbook out!

https://hernironworks.com/

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 17:28:25 ago (+0/-0)

cool

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 11:18:31 ago (+1/-0)

What size?

Have you tried Cannon Mart?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 11:37:26 ago (+1/-0)

where is cannon mart?

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 15:53:26 ago (+2/-0)

In the "Seasonal" aisle of "Walmart".