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The "Dire Wolf" Has Been Back From EXTINCTION - WTF!?

submitted by Scyber to WTF 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:38:45 ago (+4/-0)     (WTF)

What the actual FUCK is going on!? Jurassic Park this & that. Does the Dire Wolf have any non-extinct PREDATORS other than lions?

There's a reason to why mother nature lets certain species of animals go extinct - Because they're disrupting the ecocycle of life and do much damage than good because they don't have a natural predator. Much like HUMANS.

OH MY GOD HAVE HUMANS BEEN GENETICALLY BROUGHT BACK FROM EXTINCTION BY ALIENS AND THAT'S WHY WE DON'T HAVE ANY NATURAL PREDATORS!?
WTF!?!?


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 01:51:47 ago (+2/-0)*

We ARE the aliens, silly.

Also, these retard jews are lying - they are grey wolves that still have millions of different gene sequences from the dire wolf.

[ - ] registered_bot 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 02:05:26 ago (+0/-0)

Probably the grunts of the mars colony that collapsed a couple million years ago. We're martians.

[ - ] Version6 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 09:39:09 ago (+0/-0)

what could go wrong?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 07:55:37 ago (+0/-0)

No. They genetically manipulated wolf fetuses to resemble what they THINK dire wolves looked like, using DNA from dire wolf fossils. They are not clones.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:50:41 ago (+0/-0)

I ain't payin no taxes to aliens.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 01:07:49 ago (+1/-0)

psst...YOU already are......!