Tim Walz and Brad Pitt are the same age - Upgoat

Tim Walz and Brad Pitt are the same age
submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 21:40:19 ago (+16/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] DivineLight2 3 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 02:51:45 ago (+3/-0)

Pitt is paid to look a certain way, surgery, pills, injections and whatever is needed, plus he was always considered attractive.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:15:07 ago (+3/-0)

One is genetically gifted and gets plastic surgery, the other sucks dicks

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 03:41:26 ago (+2/-0)

Tbf, both likely suck dicks ...

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 09:27:03 ago (+0/-0)

Very likely

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 01:59:04 ago (+1/-0)*

Both are liberal pieces of dog shit, too.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 09:27:46 ago (+0/-0)

True, but one is outwardly good looking and the other is as ugly outside as he is inside

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:03:28 ago (+3/-0)

61 years

Walz is genetically inferior. Not very bright either.

Pitt is almost 4 months older, and looks 25 years younger.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 07:12:12 ago (+2/-0)

Living in winter climates is detrimental to long-term health.

Walz is a great example of what happens when someone does not get enough sunlight.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:31:49 ago (+2/-0)

wasn't tampon tim fucking some nigger dude?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 2 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:08:22 ago (+2/-0)

He is a child molester

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 07:13:03 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you want tampons in the boys room???

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 03:42:10 ago (+1/-0)

Or getting pegged.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 21:53:03 ago (+1/-0)

"Preservation" by modern science, amazing.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:31:41 ago (+3/-0)

I think I'd rather get old than let someone cut my face up