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All I can say is DAYUM ๐Ÿ˜

submitted by big_fat_dangus to WhiteBeauty 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 19:23:43 ago (+32/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/cs2r0i.mp4



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[ - ] dulcima 11 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 19:46:06 ago (+12/-1)

Smarter than you, Dangus.

[ - ] lord_nougat 14 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 19:55:28 ago (+14/-0)

Nicer boobies, too!

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 7 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:41:01 ago (+7/-0)

We don't know that for sure

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:40:56 ago (+1/-0)

Well that doesn't say much... Parrots are light-years ahead of Dangus...

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 19:55:20 ago (+2/-2)

Lol, please. I didn't have to pause to figure H2O out.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 09:55:13 ago (+1/-0)

Dihydrogen monoxide is an industrial byproduct that precipitates out of the sky and falls onto our children as they frolic. We should ban it.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 8 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:37:45 ago (+8/-0)

No matter how good she looks to you, someone somewhere is sick of her shit.

[ - ] registered_bot 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 01:47:42 ago (+0/-0)

Is your name Ryan? haha

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:05:15 ago (+4/-0)

She's a cutie. I bet I wouldn't even have to choke her over sloppy eggs. I bet she would cook them thoroughly.

[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 00:01:31 ago (+4/-0)

She doesnโ€™t even have to dress like a whore

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 02:32:41 ago (+2/-0)

I'll take a dumbass. A girl who knows how hydrogen and oxygen combine to form molecules is liable to call you out when you're bullshitting.

[ - ] Osmanthus 2 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 02:20:31 ago (+2/-0)

what in the fuck is going on on upgoat these days.
this is 8th grade stuff

Its scares the shit out of me that either goats are dumber than I thought or its all bots

[ - ] prototype 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 04:21:06 ago (+1/-0)

Its scares the shit out of me that either goats are dumber than I thought or its all bots

Theres a lot of retards, and a lot of bots, but not all of us belong to either of those camps.

You strike me as an old goat. Looking at some of your old comments, I'd be surprised if you weren't from OG voat, no?

[ - ] Osmanthus 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 14:01:23 ago (+0/-0)

Yup

[ - ] Autismo 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 05:10:59 ago (+0/-0)

Check this thread out to see how retarded voats user base has become : https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=67f4036a5a16d

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:39:44 ago (+3/-1)

She was home-schooled...

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 19:50:20 ago (+2/-0)

That's good for her

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 09:21:13 ago (+1/-0)

World Wide Web is three syllables.
The abbreviation for it is 9.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 01:22:36 ago (+1/-0)

Top tier waifu material. Unless she's a whore.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 21:45:40 ago (+1/-0)

The joois didn't even name her own country?