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you or I would be in jail

submitted by con77 to Niggers 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:30:35 ago (+36/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] bossman131 12 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:18:46 ago (+12/-0)

Close to $500k in false benifits? Why isn't she in jail? Because she is black!

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:39:03 ago (+5/-0)

I think I just heard a nail being hit on the head!

[ - ] IdentifyShills 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 04:30:17 ago (+0/-0)

Black privilege.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 15:44:31 ago (+0/-0)

That's a derivative of the primary reason.

[ - ] BulletStopper 9 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:38:31 ago (+9/-0)

Let her pay it back in a work release program.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:38:05 ago (+3/-0)

"Table dancers" don't get "Work releases"!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:50:16 ago (+2/-0)

I'm sure they get plenty of work related "releases"...

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:03:53 ago (+2/-0)

supersize that jazzy!

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 15:46:59 ago (+1/-0)

Let her work it off in the license plate shop. At 9 cents per hour, the time will pass like [snaps fingers].

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 7 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:45:25 ago (+7/-0)

Niggers are born to steal...and to chimp out, but obuma said it best, "you can put lipstick on a pig, but etc etc"

[ - ] con77 [op] 6 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:46:34 ago (+6/-0)

but BIG MIKE is still on top!

[ - ] SteppingRazor 4 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:12:54 ago (+4/-0)

Of course the media rushed to debunk it.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:52:32 ago (+4/-0)

$405,600!

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:40:24 ago (+3/-0)

Hell,you or I would be in the hooskow if we had stolen just the last (3) digits.

[ - ] germ22 4 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:37:42 ago (+4/-0)

and she is going to pay all that back, right? Right?

[ - ] bossman131 4 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:21:21 ago (+4/-0)

With her USAID grant?

[ - ] Storefront 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 20:00:05 ago (+2/-0)*

Think of your grandparents' deaths. Like you, their deaths are seared on my memory more than my own birthday. Why? Because I'm white. If I had to administer anything in one of my grandparent's estates, I would be honored. But we have too much family in between me at 44 and the grandparents in their old age. Why? Because we are white. Because white families stick around. If I ever collected welfare or "SSI" on behalf of one of my relatives, I would probably spend six months or so figuring out precisely what that relative would have had done with their extra money they didn't know about. Because if they knew about it, they'd have invested it or possibly simply said "I didn't really earn that." In either way, I would have as you would, tried to understand how to stretch their given dollar as they would have liked - with a sort of single-minded understanding we are living out what they left without them knowing they'd left it, and therefore, if they are in heaven, they will love this shit. They will adore it. They will thank God that, somehow, despite my conceits and my own awful self, my nephew, child or grandchild did me so good in so many ways I couldn't have imagined. Why, I existed and now it makes sense! But But But But Jasmine Crockett, she stole her grandmother's inheritance. For 20 years, to the tune of half a mil. She stole that money off your back and mine. She stole that money from my grandma, who would sometimes slip me an extra 5 for folding laundry or pre washing dishes. This is in the 80s when I was a young lady and I learned to make my grandparents proud of me as some sort of rite of passage. Today, none of this matters. Today, Jasmine Crockett spends her grandmother's death money on false eyelashes and Google AdWords.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 18:39:53 ago (+2/-0)

Rules for thee but not for me.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 18:28:12 ago (+1/-0)

Fake, gay and stupid

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 2 monthsApr 8, 2025 06:19:23 ago (+0/-0)

Is this the average after COLA increases?

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:57:55 ago (+0/-0)

She lived a century long?

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:46:06 ago (+0/-0)

A nigger named Penner?
That’s a 1st

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:20:21 ago (+0/-0)

Check grandmas voting record, I bet she’s been voting in every election since her passing.