Driving around on the right was clearly not an option she was going to consider and the hand held up to the windshield in tandem with the stop! command failed, so she should go five hole since they're in canuckistan.
If it was in China, a motorcyclist would have hit that log like a jump ramp, snapped the power lines with the flying wreckage, and electrocuted everyone in a two mile radius.
"WhAt Do i dO?!1" Pretty much anything except "sitting completely still in the path of a massive blunt object being dragged by a truck like a retarded lance".
"oH mY GAAAAWAAAD! STAAAAAAAAHP!!! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHP! DUUUDE STAAAAAAHHHHHHP!!!!"
Bitch, he's not gonna hear you 30 feet away in his truck behind that massive engine.
"wE aLmOsT DiEd!!1!"
No, you almost got your car damaged. And you could have gone around on the shoulder. What the fuck is it with women and this unerring ability to not only freeze under pressure, but somehow ALWAYS decide on the WORST course of action at the same time?
[ + ] observation1
[ - ] observation1 14 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 13:18:56 ago (+14/-0)
[ + ] Cunty
[ - ] Cunty 8 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 13:36:28 ago (+8/-0)
They nearly almost died you know!!
[ + ] dassar
[ - ] dassar 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:08:17 ago (+2/-0)
Plot twist - the guy wasnt meant to be carrying a post. lol.
[ + ] WillisJaxson
[ - ] WillisJaxson 5 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 14:01:57 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] Prairie
[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 20:08:28 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Puller_of_Noses
[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 5 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 13:58:58 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] BloodyComet
[ - ] BloodyComet 4 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 15:24:49 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Reawakened
[ - ] Reawakened 4 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 13:56:19 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] dassar
[ - ] dassar 4 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:58:22 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] scholarandrogue
[ - ] scholarandrogue 3 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 13:58:04 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] uvulectomy
[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:12:23 ago (+2/-0)
Bitch, he's not gonna hear you 30 feet away in his truck behind that massive engine.
"wE aLmOsT DiEd!!1!"
No, you almost got your car damaged. And you could have gone around on the shoulder. What the fuck is it with women and this unerring ability to not only freeze under pressure, but somehow ALWAYS decide on the WORST course of action at the same time?
[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens
[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:48:58 ago (+0/-0)
Fucking Vindaloo thought he could maybe lift that log that probably weighs at least 400 lbs but probably closer to 600-700 lbs.
[ + ] KyleIsThisTall
[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 22:22:12 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 19:10:23 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Dingo
[ - ] Dingo 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 15:28:31 ago (+1/-1)
Did not watch video. Automatic answer: india pajeet streetshitter.
Did I win?
[ + ] bosunmoon
[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 15:50:46 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Dingo
[ - ] Dingo 2 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 16:12:37 ago (+2/-0)
OK, watched the video. Do I get partial credit because I got the "pajeet streetshitter" part right?
[ + ] bosunmoon
[ - ] bosunmoon 4 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 17:10:09 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 19:11:12 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] SocksOnCats
[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 13:51:43 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Whatthefuck
[ - ] Whatthefuck 5 points 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 15:24:17 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] SocksOnCats
[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 2 monthsApr 7, 2025 23:28:42 ago (+1/-0)