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I would like to just marry a woman who would take care.of me, one who would work to support me while I take care of the home a raise our children as her househusband, is that too much to ask for? Where my mommy gf?

submitted by AntiPostmodernist to whatever 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:25:09 ago (+4/-1)     (whatever)

In addition to a successful wealthy cougar who'd take care of me like I was her son as well as love me like I was her boyfriend/husband, I'd also like my gentle femdommy mommy to be a tall blue eyes blonde haried babe with an hourglass figure and I'd like her to be a virgin who hasn't ruined her body with anything stupid like tattoos. I don't care if she's a bit older and close to hitting the wall, wven last the wall might still be alright in my biok, I won't hold back, I'd hit it immediately and knock her up with my similarly autistic offspring. Her being rich means we can just breed like Rabbits and still have a great family. Yes I'm nearly 40, so I might as well date a woman with a similar age to myself even if, as a manchikd afflicted with Peter Pan's syndrome, my mental maturity level is more like a little boys or a teenagers then an adult. Doesn't that just mean I'd be a great dad to our kids? Where's my Wendy or tinkerbell at?


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[ - ] inaminit 2 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 17:54:53 ago (+2/-0)

OP's doing it wrong...

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:42:16 ago (+2/-0)

@Postwallhelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 17:53:02 ago (+3/-0)

What?

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:27:27 ago (+2/-0)

I know two couples that have this arrangement and while they act super smug about how they are so progressive, no one seems happy. Deep down no woman respects a man that doesn’t support them financially.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:34:58 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, I don't care if she's unhappy, I'm what she gets to have. And I'll be happy enough for the both of us!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 17:55:02 ago (+1/-0)

I dont respect most people with high paying jobs.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 18:54:38 ago (+0/-0)

She's proper trailer trash now, gob dress her lil jizz soaked heart.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 19:01:33 ago (+0/-1)

You shouldn’t talk about your daughter that way.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 19:07:34 ago (+0/-0)

Le reddit no u. The only thing you can ever think of. Simple minds like yours bore me, poastie.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:35:04 ago (+1/-1)

You can always put her put on the street as a side hustle.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:36:04 ago (+1/-0)*

Yeah, I'm not Andrew Tate. Besides pimping is just being a cuckold with a glossy paint job over it. I want my momdom cougar to be loaded and financially savvy enough that we can just live on the passive income, i want a boss bitch to marry me, something high-powered like a femCEO.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:38:17 ago (+1/-0)

Much easier to upgrade, add to the stable, or use as poker chips.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:40:30 ago (+1/-0)

Isn't the point that she'd go for me only because I'm the best she can get, and she has to lower her expectation and settle for someone like me (homeless autistic incel wizard)?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 18:50:46 ago (+1/-0)

Best you can get is based on perspective. For instance, I couldn't sell @PostWallHelena to @lord_nougat for the swill at the bottom of his beer. However if I were to sell her to @big_fat_dangus I could get a shiny new Rolex.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 18:53:03 ago (+1/-0)

Lemme get the hoefax

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 19:01:29 ago (+1/-0)

250,000 miles of nigger
100,000 miles of taco nigger
50,000 miles of race undetermined
3" of dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 19:08:58 ago (+1/-0)

I gave her just the tip ;)

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 18:53:41 ago (+0/-0)

And that's saying something; you KNOW I love that swill!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 17:37:30 ago (+1/-0)

I know a dude who married a woman. They both worked and she was going to college on the side. It took her 5 years to finish. She then got a high paying job. I was talking to him one day and he told me that he's gonna quit work and stay at home and do side projects to make money now that she makes bank. I was like you fuckin sonofabitch why dint I think of this? I see him out in his yard in his PJ's in the middle of the day. Keep in mind he was always a working man. She loves her job and doesn't mind at all.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthApr 7, 2025 09:07:32 ago (+0/-0)

I had that EXACT same plan. She studied online while I worked. She failed the course. Then came the divorce.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:57:56 ago (+0/-0)

Gold Standard Used To Be Marry The Gal Who Owned A Liquor Store...

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 16:45:08 ago (+0/-0)

nearly 40? you'd have to go 60 or above. You could sign up to be her aide. Win/win

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 6, 2025 17:01:31 ago (+1/-0)*

I want to have children, I'd like to be a father. Maybe if the rich old bird can't give me kids I'd pull a bluebeard or Henry the 8th on her.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthApr 6, 2025 17:05:05 ago (+0/-0)

you can have imaginary dementia babies and pretend to take care of them.