Helena and Dangus need to get married and have 20+ kids - Upgoat

Helena and Dangus need to get married and have 20+ kids
submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to HelenaVsDangus 3 weeksApr 5, 2025 19:29:05 ago (+8/-0) (HelenaVsDangus)

Its quite obvious that they are obsessed with each other, projecting their love by pretending to hate each other like children in grade school bully their crushes. Its time they got married.

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[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 12:06:25 ago (+0/-0)

Which one is supposed to be able to get pregnant exactly? I don't think either of them are capable of carrying a child or maintaining an erection.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 04:16:40 ago (+2/-0)

Helena's egg carton is empty and dingus is sterilized from the covid "vaccine." No progeny can be derived from such a union.

[ + ] observation1

[ - ] observation1 0 points 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 07:46:48 ago (+0/-0)

They both got the shot.

And Paul Neri, makes 3

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2025 22:52:59 ago (+4/-0)

as hard as helena tries, dingus just can't get pregnant. but kudos to her for pumping him so hard.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2025 21:04:05 ago (+3/-0)

No we actually hate each other.

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 weeksApr 5, 2025 22:55:23 ago (+1/-0)

Poster has a (3)month acct.

I'm not sure he/she knows how to act yet.

...and,Yes,most everyone here hates the b_f_d_

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 05:50:16 ago (+1/-0)

That's what we agreed to tell em!

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Helena and Dangus need to get married and have 20+ kids submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to HelenaVsDangus 3 weeksApr 5, 2025 19:29:05 ago (+8/-0) (HelenaVsDangus)

Helena and Dangus need to get married and have 20+ kids
submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to HelenaVsDangus 3 weeksApr 5, 2025 19:29:05 ago (+8/-0) (HelenaVsDangus)