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Hold up, which city could it destroy? We might have a good thing going here.

Oh man I totally believe it! This is like the 90th time I've heard this in my lifetime!

Can we aim it at pissrael?

the moon was put there to catch asteroids for us

Imagine you're a caveman. Midnight around the fire. Clear skies. Most of the women and children are asleep. You look up at the stars and into the face of infinity...

We named our galaxy the milky way because of early feminists. The stars were scattered throughout the sky like the random lactations of aggressive females. Those prehistoric bitches would spray us with their tit milk when we were thinking about god. WTF is wrong with them?

From the article.

"The football field-sized asteroid’s odds of striking the moon on December 22, 2032, jumped from 1.7 per cent in late February to 3.8 per cent based on data collected using the James Webb Space Telescope, the New York Postreports.

While there’s still a 96.2 per cent chance the asteroid will miss the satellite completely — if it were to make impact, it wouldn’t alter the moon’s orbit, according to experts at NASA’s Center for Near Earth Object Studies."

Not very scary, but the moon is a satellite according to the article.

We deserve that asteroid.

I thought at first Queeri poasted this doomporn..

That would be fun to watch.

I wouldn't miss it.