My lawyer told me... - Upgoat

My lawyer told me...
submitted by Motorweed to videos 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 14:40:09 ago (+23/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/0t7s84.mp4

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 0 points 2 monthsApr 6, 2025 04:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

She should have paid more attention during math class.

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 12:32:25 ago (+1/-0)

Talk about retarded. Of all the things to remember your assigned attorney advise you on, it's the detail you think will enable to you walk away scott free, but not the point where they advise you to not commit any more crimes.

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 20:21:26 ago (+0/-1)

For those who are confused, the conquistadores were Jews escaping the Spanish Inquisition.
All spics are decendents of Meso Americans who got raped by a Jew.

This is why the beaner chick is able to so easily slip into "my lawyer" arguments.

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 17:21:58 ago (+2/-0)

Judge will let her go....guaranteed

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 15:50:40 ago (+2/-2)

Anything?
Unzips.

[ + ] CoronaHoax

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 22:36:38 ago (+1/-0)

What else you think she was suggesting

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 15:35:44 ago (+2/-0)

I bet she's a mud shark.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:02:59 ago (+2/-0)

I bet she’s not white. That looks like some kind of spic.

[ + ] GreatSatan

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:46:08 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah but she’s better looking than you

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 20:24:13 ago (+0/-0)

black hair

"I bet she’s not white." @PostWallHelena

Yes, congratulations.
White people don't have black hair.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 00:25:38 ago (+0/-0)

Congratulations. Youve demonstrated your total ignorance of race science. Race is a polygenic trait, not a single gene trait. There are plenty of whites with black hair. This woman as multiple latino traits like dark brown eyes, moon face, flat nose, short stature. If you actually spent any time thinking about how stuff worked and less time larping as a viking, you would know this.

[ + ] Fishsticksforever

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 01:57:39 ago (+0/-0)

Latino ain't White, Hispanics are.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 17:22:09 ago (+1/-0)

She's wearing the uniform

[ - ] texasblood 4 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 15:33:47 ago (+4/-0)

Can't suck your way thru life princess

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 17:21:38 ago (+2/-0)

...but she said she'd do anything!

I don't want to paint my fence around my kids play area...

[ - ] lord_nougat 9 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 14:42:07 ago (+9/-0)

I can easily imagine some hand-rubbing lawyer literally telling her to go shoplift.

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 16:50:00 ago (+2/-0)

While it may not be an honest living, it is (((a living))).

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 17:56:14 ago (+1/-0)

You think thats a jew?

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:01:34 ago (+5/-0)

Did you miss the part where we were talking about the lawyer?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:07:42 ago (+3/-0)

Kleptomaniac spics don’t have lawyers?

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 4 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:37:56 ago (+4/-0)

Are you drunk again? Because you are not following this thread very well.

[ + ] Dingo

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:19:10 ago (+1/-0)

This is the greatest comeback to the greatest comment all day. SWOOSH x 2!!

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:39:15 ago (+3/-0)

No, it isn't. She's either being intentionally obtuse, or she really can't comprehend the comments she's responding to. I'm leaning hard towards the latter.

[ + ] Whatthefuck

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 01:10:13 ago (+0/-0)

It's both. And it's a he. Don't indulge his nonsense.

[ + ] Dingo

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:18:01 ago (+1/-0)

SWOOSH!

[ + ] mikenigger

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 19:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

JUST DO IT

[ + ] GreatSatan

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 2 monthsApr 3, 2025 18:45:21 ago (+2/-0)

Based nation destroyer! Hail the return of Menachem!