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true story from 11 days ago

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 22:15:22 ago (+9/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I volunteer for a veterans charity on the weekend. I was in front of a wally world in west central florida. 2 saturdays ago.

A guy comes out. In his sixties. Wearing a track suit. As hes getting on his expensive bicycle he says to me "You want to help me? Have Elon Musk stop stealing my social security and medicare!".

Now I have become very good at ignoring the assholes, and there are plenty of them, but this was just too stupid to let slide.

And NO ONE EVER mentions juuz! You keyboard warriors are too scared to say it in public!

I reply "You cannot possibly believe that!". I repeat it " You cannot possibly believe that. MORON!" He's unlocking his bike with his head down.

I tell him " Congress and the Senate have been stealing your social security and sending it overseas!".

He waits till he's on his bike pedaling to say "Keep drinking the Kool-Aid"!
THAT made me mad! I shouted after him "keep slurping propaganda!".

There are a lot of stupid people in the world.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 22:26:53 ago (+7/-0)

I literally talk about jews everywhere I go and have since 1990. I couldn't care less if it offends people because they need to be offended. i tell them the truth. That's all I do. The cold hard truth

[ - ] Cunty 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 02:57:05 ago (+3/-0)

Amen, #metoo. Being from the UK, I don't even have a loicence to do that mate!.

[ - ] CasualObserver 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 07:41:36 ago (+1/-0)

Cunty wants pounded too.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 23:06:49 ago (+2/-0)

I don't have many friends for that exact same reason.

Had a best friend at the time get red and yell at me for questioning the hoax when I was using valid points. Now he's a badge security nigger. Oh well.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 00:10:16 ago (+2/-0)

Me too. I've lost some friends and some fam but the way I see it is I don't want people like that in my circle anymore. Its unacceptable. People who can't accept the truth is never going to be true to you.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 08:33:05 ago (+2/-0)

I have been speaking about them about 15 years less, but I have been doing it behind enemy lines here in NYC. I recently told my boss that the company was “the most Jewish enterprise I have ever seen.” Since I paid off the mortgage to my little shit apartment 13 years ago, I give zero fucks. I quit my PT job on Friday and called one guy a faggot and the then I started talking like a nigger Porter George to some nog they sent to come and calm me down:

“OH YESSUH MISTA SID! EYEZ SHO’ GUNNA OBEYS U AT ALL TIMEZ, SUH! MAYBE I JES HUMS MYSELF A COMFORTIN SPIRITUAL HERE SO AS TO FORGETS IM ON YO PLANTATION! OH PLEASE DON’T GIVE ME NO MO LASHES, MISTUH SID! I SWEARS I WASNT FIXIN 2 STEAL THAT PIE OFF DA WINDOWSILL!”

Anyway, I don’t give a ruby red fuck about sayimg anything or offending anybody. I AIM TO OFFEND THEM. As the kids these days say: I have “no filter.” Pleasantries, niceties, greetings, salutations, comportment, etc. can suck my dick. I don’t care. I’m ornery like a gator.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 11:04:45 ago (+0/-0)

HUM A COMFORTING SPIRITUAL. HILARIOUS!

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 01:28:56 ago (+3/-0)

That was good. Stupid people, you only have to know how many were vaccinated against the 'covid' and you know their number (which is very high!)

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 03:55:35 ago (+1/-0)

Wouldn't it be nice if the "vaccine" gave them a red dot or some tell tale that made it unmistakable that they took the poison shot. Nowadays they just lie because there's to much evidence of how bad it is and they want people to think they weren't sheep all along. Problem is they're too low intellect to keep their stupid lefty opinions to themselves. Unfortunately we'll be supporting those morons in the years to come and they'll think they deserve it for the socialist utopia they think they created while they banged away their idiotic theories on the keyboard and never worked! And never produced anything.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 01:19:19 ago (+1/-0)

Just laugh at him.

Point out it was Flavor Aid.

Say you stand with him on taking down the climate hoax.

[ - ] puremadness -1 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 03:30:56 ago (+0/-1)

lol @ old people fight in front of walmart

Off with ye, eater of otterpops!

[ - ] Love240 -1 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 23:23:59 ago (+0/-1)

Why didn't you tell him about the kikes?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 00:06:16 ago (+1/-0)

Moron

[ - ] Love240 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 00:59:54 ago (+0/-0)

You already said that.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 01:55:03 ago (+1/-0)

Moron

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -2 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 01:40:50 ago (+0/-2)

Veterans charity and Wal Mart.
The two seem to go hand in hand.
Why not step up your social game and stay away from losers.
All of the veterans in my area are retired millionaires.
Choose your game.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 01:53:13 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah buddy. We're not all retired millionaires smartass.

Thanks for your non support

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -1 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 12:16:59 ago (+0/-1)

You’re also not all homeless beggars. That card gets way overplayed.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 16:07:57 ago (+1/-0)

Are you a vet? What do you know about it? Fill me in please.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2025 23:02:21 ago (+0/-0)

I am not a vet. While being a veteran is honorable and does deserve some extra benefits, I feel the whole thing is overhyped.
All the veteran sniveling about trauma and shit.
Look, anyone who is fucked up from serving needs to own that shit.
It’s a fucking job, a career and a damn fine lifetime payout for a voluntary position.
Disabled veterans get 5-6-7k a month for some perceived disability.
I’m not talking about the dudes missing arms, I’m talking about the hurt back fags.
I can think of any other job, besides cop, that I can sign up for, hurt muh back and get paid for life.
I’m tired of all the sniveling. Fuckers signed up for it.
The only guys who get to snivel are draftees.
Those guys got fucked four ways to friday.
My grandfather fought in the pacific war, B-17 pilot.
He was a POW, guest of the Japanese along the Burma/ Thailand railroad for 3 1/2 years.
Never heard any sniveling.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2025 02:30:56 ago (+1/-0)

My stepdad was 101st Airborne on D Day.

No sniveling there either.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 weeksApr 3, 2025 16:07:00 ago (+0/-0)

Touché.
Exactly my point.
I never heard my grandfather complain about anything regarding his service and imprisonment.
Funny, once in a while he would tell some story about when he “he was in prison”.
When I was really little, I always thought my grandfather was some type of criminal, until I realized what he was talking about.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 weeksApr 3, 2025 16:07:39 ago (+0/-0)

Also, my grandfather didn’t care much for bread or rice at supper.