Where would one place the tourniquet for this sort of injury? Guessing best thing to do would be to sit him down to relax his heart rate, tie up his arm, and instruct another friend to call the amber lamps.
No doubt 9 fingers went into hypovolemic shock and may have passed out or fallen over anyway.
You never hold a firework while lighting it and I've seen this stupid shit before of idiots lighting them while holding them in a car. How fucking retarded can you get?
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No doubt 9 fingers went into hypovolemic shock and may have passed out or fallen over anyway.
Anyway, 5 thumbs way up for this one.
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Around His neck - Stat!!.
The wick was as small as his intellect.
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