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Grandpa, why did all your friends die in car accidents?

submitted by crackhead to whatever 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:26:49 ago (+21/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 21:11:27 ago (+8/-0)

Yeah that's great, I love the safety of new and modern cars and it should be a selling point and NOT a requirement.

A new basic soft top Jeep Wrangler costs upwards of $32k. Mahindra who has had the contract to make the jeep design since 1950 something makes theirs for $14k.

The difference? No airbags, no 5 mph bumpers, no turn signals and no highway safety regulation. Is $18k really worth it? Do the safety options really cost that much per vehicle? Wouldn't you like to choose?

I WOULD.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 21:38:45 ago (+1/-0)

My old Mazda rotary had awful side impact ratings. I get it. Thin doors and side panels. Get tboned it's gonna hurt and badly. Still felt safer in that car than a lot of others.

[ - ] Freespeechplease 1 point 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 08:09:41 ago (+1/-0)

I let the goyim buy the new cars, I get em used and finish em off. A car is for A-B, no matter how much you spend, it will still get stuck in traffic. Infotainment, already in your hand, airbags, already in most used cars. So I'll be buying 2-4k cars cash, getting my money's worth, and selling when repair does not make sense anymore. Als do your own repairs so the shop Jew doesn't charge $1000 to change your ignition coils or something anyone with basic Lego skills can do. Also the Jews make new cars harder to fix now.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 09:49:58 ago (+1/-0)

anyone with basic Lego skills can do.

👍

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 16:40:51 ago (+0/-0)

But how is everyone going to know you're rich if you don't buy a new goycar every two years?

[ - ] Trope 3 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:48:29 ago (+3/-0)

The key is not to crash.

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 00:32:07 ago (+3/-0)

The key is not to be in a car with a dummy driving it. They crash about 100% of the time.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 09:51:29 ago (+0/-0)

South West Florida chiming in.

Saw a lady on US19 yesterday driving with her knee and texting smoking a cigar.

If she had a mask on with the cigar protruding through the mask she would have completed the 🤡 🌎 look.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 10:46:14 ago (+0/-0)

Or be crashed into.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:47:00 ago (+2/-0)

Always enjoyed when people would wax poetic about how old cars were tanks. Sure maybe at lower speeds otherwise nah.

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:55:57 ago (+3/-0)

I had a 65 Chrysler Newport, the body panels were 1/4" think steel. I couldn't dent the fucker with a 20 pound sledge. I don't think that would cave in like that 58 chevy did if it hit the crumple zone on a late model vehicle

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:57:27 ago (+2/-0)

Ok fair enough that's a fucking tank.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 21:52:26 ago (+1/-0)

Twenty-Five Gallon Gas Tanks Standard And Seven Feet Wide...

Had A 'Sixty-Six Four Door Loaded With All The Toys And A Built Four-Forty

Added A Two Speed EOD Unit And Then A City Garbage Truck Fell On The Hood

[ - ] Volf 1 point 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 06:36:47 ago (+1/-0)

The 58 Bel Air is so much cooler looking though. Modern cars all look the same and they all look ugly as fuck, with a very small few notable exceptions.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 22:05:53 ago (+1/-0)

Now hit an LTD. lol

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:55:57 ago (+1/-0)

guess I'm fucked in my bug.

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 21:09:28 ago (+0/-0)

So was Bob Pease. You're in good company.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 09:48:28 ago (+0/-0)

One cars still on the road after 50 years though.

Why's that grandpa?

Well ya see Timmy we didn't hire nigtards.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 00:23:40 ago (+0/-0)

"This car was in a major collision. I don't feel like I'm sitting at 12 O'Clock. How can it be alright if it's askew? Sit in there until fucking San Genarro for all I care."

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 23:54:48 ago (+0/-0)

The steering column impaling the driver killed a LOT of people.