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What's your favorite April fools prank?

submitted by bosunmoon to AskGoats 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 16:18:28 ago (+2/-0)     (AskGoats)

Mine is sticking bullion cubes in the shower head for the old lady. nothing like a good soup shower.


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[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 00:58:56 ago (+2/-0)

Super-glue a quarter to the floor.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 2 monthsApr 2, 2025 00:38:40 ago (+2/-0)

Telling nigger kids that I found their father and he misses them

[ - ] Trope 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:52:57 ago (+1/-0)

Hard boiling all the eggs and putting them back in the carton.

Of course.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:09:46 ago (+1/-0)

...stuffing fingernail clippings into cigarettes was always good for a laugh

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:37:57 ago (+0/-0)


Must be a tree milker thing.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 16:33:46 ago (+1/-1)

Once, I snuck into @dirtywhiteboy's house while he was sleeping and superglued his dick hole shut.

It was hilarious!

He still doesn't know who did it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 17:38:16 ago (+2/-1)

You have a knack for unfunny attempts that is borderline remarkable.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 18:15:57 ago (+2/-1)

What was it? Something, something, something,... known for their degenerate humor?

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:04:05 ago (+1/-1)

I guess you had to be there.