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Old Man Type Sneeze Attacks (Anyone Else?)

submitted by Scyber to whatever 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 18:41:48 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

I'm not even 40 years old and I've been getting seriously strong sneeze attacks lately. I know it's currently pollen season & I have mild allergies but it seems like my allergies are getting more intense as I age - Which brings up the strength of my current sneezes because they're really strong and almost leave me out of breath for a few seconds.
I have attacks - sometimes up to 20+ sneezes within a 15 minute time frame.
Just wanted to know if anyone else has similar issues or any tips on how to reduce allergies.


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[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 5 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:58:18 ago (+5/-0)

I try to sneeze as loud as possible to annoy my kids.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 20:02:37 ago (+2/-0)

Outstanding!

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 20:04:42 ago (+1/-0)

Is that you, dad?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 20:56:16 ago (+3/-0)

Just try not to fart when you sneeze like those fat bitches do.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 22:03:05 ago (+2/-0)

Dude's almost 40. He should never gamble on a sneeze fart.

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 21:02:26 ago (+2/-0)

rookie. try 30 some in a row

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 20:34:53 ago (+2/-0)

My son used to sneeze 10 to 15 times in a row. I suspect it was related to his avoidance of hot peppers.

Snort a couple rails of Carolina Reaper powder and see if that helps.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 19:40:45 ago (+2/-0)

eat quercetein+bromelain

[ - ] CornBorn 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 04:09:33 ago (+1/-0)

They have been spraying you with chemtrails for the last 10 years.

The sneezing will continue until the S.A.M.S are purchased.

[ - ] knije_tahou 1 point 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 01:07:33 ago (+1/-0)

Get a diffuser. Put distilled water in it. Add 3 capfuls of 3% food grade hydrogen peroxide. Breathe it in for a few minutes and blow your nose (you will have to). I do this whenever I feel allergies or sickness coming on. It will be gone in minutes. Repeat as needed.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 21:41:41 ago (+1/-0)

A Minute Dab Of Vicks Vapor Rub In Each Nostril Does Wonders...

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 21:18:31 ago (+1/-0)

wash your nose out.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 20:18:23 ago (+1/-0)

same, it gets worse with age. My area is blanketed with thick yellow pollen. After the fourth sneeze I usually scream WHAT DA FUUUUUUUCK.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 2 monthsApr 1, 2025 20:59:08 ago (+0/-0)

I finished a book a couple years ago on vitamin D. The author experimented with very large doses. As high as 25K IU daily. I have my doubts on the storage form of vitamin D supplementation and will stick to sunlight and a UVB lamp.

Having said that, he specifically mentioned a deficiency could cause allergies. Are you supplementing or getting plenty of UV exposure? As we get older, it’s very easy to see less and less sunshine. Especially after a long winter.

Since we’re here, are you deficient of other minerals? Almost 40 means your ferritin levels should be 3 times as high as when you were 18. Have an iron panel done and make note if you’d benefit from blood donation or phlebotomy.