Somebody's cat about to get fucking rekt. If you have animals then you really should keep them to yourself. I understand that your pet may get loose once in a while and I don't mind situations like that but I will not tolerate your fucking cat coming on my property and pissing on my goddamn grill, chairs and camping at my bird feeder. I have two different cats coming in. My kindness and understanding will only go so far before I go on a MF rampage. Wonder what the neighbors would think if I came and pissed on their grill and chairs or if I shit in their yard? I bet they wouldn't like it, would they?
After you catch one and spend 1-2 days spraying with a yard hose before calling the owner to come pick up their POS cat. If you want to go full Alpha on it, then piss on the cat while it's caged.
No but they cause a major imbalance at my feeder and birds won't come in. I had a few crows alerting this morning. Smaller birds won't even hardly come in now. I'm gonna start with the BB gun. If they do not heed that then they are fucked
I ran a successful feline relocation program when I lived in the burbs in Sacramento years ago. I would trap them in one of those safety traps and take them for a long ride to a different neighborhood and let them go. The program began after my neighbor's young cat pissed on my floorboard of my truck when I left the door open for two seconds to move a garbage can in my driveway. Bye bye kitty.
...TOXOPLASMOSIS MONSTERS don't leave my yard once they're in my cross hairs...people should know that their animals are their responsibility and the rudeness of allowing their animals to wander off grounds into a neighbor's yard ends up with a fatal outcome for the nuisance animal.
I had a big ol Cooper's Hawk stupidly sitting and eating it's kill right next to the feeder a few days ago. Third one this year. The ones in front were not too upset. Hopefully it was an English Sparrow fucker.
Mine goes through 40oz+ seed in a single hour on good days. Many types come through here regularly. Plus a half dozen squirrels. Coons and possums at night. I use mostly black sunflower, peanuts, meal worms, and cheap corn mix. Nobody eats the millet.
About half the native songbirds have disappeared during our generation alive.
I have a lot of red tails and eagles but the crows harass the shit out of them so they never come into my yard. The crows/ravens seem to enjoy messing with the hawks the most. Its almost like watching Orcas fuck with Great Whites
I have grey Doves. They come in the morning and usually hang for about 30-45 minutes then leave. They bully other birds. I watch them bully Bluejays, which is hilarious because Bluejays are some mean sonsabitches.
Wonder what the neighbors would think if I came and pissed on their grill and chairs or if I shit in their yard? I bet they wouldn't like it, would they?
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After you catch one and spend 1-2 days spraying with a yard hose before calling the owner to come pick up their POS cat. If you want to go full Alpha on it, then piss on the cat while it's caged.
I can assure you that this method works.
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Won't kill the cat, but I garuantee the cat will consider other areas to hang out.
Let no one know it is you doing this or that you have a blowgun at all.
These are good for hunting, so you'll be able to tag a housecat at great distance with relatively little practice.
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It won't kill them if that's what you're worried about. Just only give it a few pumps.
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Birds come back when they know it's safe.
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The ones in front were not too upset.
Hopefully it was an English Sparrow fucker.
Mine goes through 40oz+ seed in a single hour on good days. Many types come through here regularly. Plus a half dozen squirrels. Coons and possums at night. I use mostly black sunflower, peanuts, meal worms, and cheap corn mix. Nobody eats the millet.
About half the native songbirds have disappeared during our generation alive.
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