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My biggest problem with getting a girlfriend is that I hate talking to women

submitted by MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium to whatever 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 14:27:01 ago (+14/-0)     (whatever)

I literally wouldn't interact with women for my entire life if I wasn't sexually attracted to them. They are extremely boring and retarded. All of my friends from early childhood till now have been dudes. I just don't have it in me to pretend to care about what women think or talk to them just to get my dick wet. Going on a date with one would be the worst day of my life just because I have to listen to them talk.

I unironically feel like it would be more natural to just find an attractive girl and kidnap her and forcefully wife her up, caveman style.


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[ - ] parrygrin 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 23:01:16 ago (+1/-0)

God made women for reasons.

Maybe your role is to lead one to those reasons and then benefit from living a virtuous existence in tandem with her.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 20:54:26 ago (+0/-0)

Women are retarded and insufferable, your goal is to find the least retarded and insufferable one that is appealing to you.

For me that was a thin virgin. That was it. Still took a long ass time. So good luck.

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 20:16:49 ago (+0/-0)

Spend time in coffee shops.
Nice atmosphere, easy to make quiet conversation, lots of single women reading or using the wifi for work or study.
Worked well for me when I was in the market.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 18:04:12 ago (+0/-0)

'What woah what!!!!. Who ever said you had to talk to them?'.

You mean to say I've been doing it wrong all this time ?

[ - ] Not_C -1 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 17:36:12 ago (+0/-1)

Your problem is that you talk to women, instead of talking at them.
Women Want to led.
Women want to be told what to do; how to think.

If every woman you've talked to has been "boring and retarded" that's your fault.

Start acting like a man, and you'll start being attracted to women.

Or you can remain a faggot. (That's what men who aren't attracted to women are called.)

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 17:36:10 ago (+0/-1)

As a man I find women less grating than men.

Misanthropy is a far more rational perspective than misogyny.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 17:33:38 ago (+0/-0)

Consider getting more compelling hobbies. There are tons of things you can do while being woman-free. No rule says you have to interact with women.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 17:08:48 ago (+3/-0)

My dude, I have a strong belief that a man could go to a tavern or social putting and pick up women using as few words as possible. It’s almost all nonverbal communication. A man simply needs to ask questions, listen, and direct the conversation toward meaningful things. A good woman will have good passionate wholesome things to express.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 17:41:44 ago (+1/-0)

All women since high school who haven't immediately run away from him, have run away within 5 minutes. He would need some intensive training in order to successfully fake wanting to talk to them. It can be done, but he should probably just go with his natural inclination to drive them away. Maybe after living his own life for some years his attitude may change.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 16:57:43 ago (+3/-0)

When did you first realize you were a faggot ?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 16:52:09 ago (+0/-0)

THIS IS THE WAY

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 16:37:16 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like you're in the closet. Try sucking a cock.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 19:43:30 ago (+0/-0)

Queeri your thoughts?

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:54:20 ago (+3/-0)

They are extremely boring and retarded.

Solution - Start fishing in a new spot.

You are going to meet the same brain-dead slags if you keep hanging out where the type of women you wish to meet wouldn't be caught dead there.

[ - ] observation1 4 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:49:21 ago (+5/-1)

Get a hobby and do that thing well; you will run into a girl who does that thing too. Now you have something not boring in common.

[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:32:24 ago (+4/-1)

Try meeting a woman who speaks a foreign language and English is their second language. The emphasis will be on activity not conversation. The burden of maintaining interesting banter will be secondary. I.e. “lets go for a walk” then comment on what you see “nice flowers” or “what kind of bird do you think that is?” Or “what do you call that in your language?” Etc., leave “feelings” and “opinions” out.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 17:34:12 ago (+3/-0)

DO NOT DO THIS. The bitch will never learn English. She's a freeloader, that's why she's here.

[ - ] iSnark -1 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:29:06 ago (+0/-1)

Maybe ONE in roughly 500 women I see daily are what I would consider to be bedable! Down dramatically from my hay-days in the eighties!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:13:37 ago (+3/-2)

Fantastic news they don't want to talk to you either.

a house a couch and a fridge will get you one in the door. Pro tip: If you keep her at home she won't want to complain about a job.

This isn't hard. I bet those 50 percent of couples that talked are the ones that got divorced.

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:11:56 ago (+5/-1)

You sound boring and retarded, you're just gonna be jerking off or paying for bookers.

Either way, please don't reproduce

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:08:22 ago (+1/-0)

Preaching to the chior.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:07:49 ago (+7/-2)

Try being homo!

[ - ] MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:08:53 ago (+2/-0)

Did I trigger you?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 18:03:20 ago (+1/-1)

No. I just think its a good solution for all around. You don’t like women and we don’t like rapists. Lets go our separate ways! Stick to dudes.

[ - ] MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 18:06:43 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. If I looked like Brad Pitt you'd be begging me to rape you. Hating rapists really means hating ugly rapists

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 15:09:07 ago (+2/-1)

Worked for you!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 18:03:45 ago (+1/-0)

Oh? How so?

[ - ] __47__ 11 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 14:42:18 ago (+11/-0)

Listen goat. I'm gonna be as nice as possible with this.

Just like with guys there's a lot of women that are vapid and boring. They aren't all like that. Ya gotta find one that likes stuff similar to you and yall with have plenty to talk about.

It's not gonna happen over night and it'll take some time but ya gotta put the work into finding one.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 19:39:38 ago (+1/-0)

^this

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 20:51:05 ago (+0/-0)

Even so. They talk a lot.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 20:54:19 ago (+1/-0)

Selective hearing.

[ - ] prototype 3 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 14:30:23 ago (+3/-0)

Talk all about yourself and your work and hobbys.
Some women love guys who are deep into one topic, kek.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 14:29:57 ago (+1/-1)

Those godamn skanks!!!