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Despite Ben Franklin's lofty words of praise they are still dumb fucking birds.

1). Sit in the middle of the road. My buddy almost ran over a dozen or two flock of em.

2). While driving down a wide road, I once saw a young woman runner in striped mufti-colored 'hot pants' looking back in fear and running faster. There was a huge Tom turkey chasing her. Fully puffed up and ready to scrap. Big big mother fucker. He saw her as competition.

3). There is a traffic jam ahead. A few Toms are standing in the middle of the road pecking at the tires of cars whenever they start to move. Everyone sits there like dumb asses. I get out and chase them out of the road and into the woods. They clap. Roll credits.