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What's the next Snow White disaster?

submitted by Storefront to movies 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 21:18:32 ago (+15/-0)     (movies)

I haven't cares about movies or TV for years but the whole Snow White debacle just hit all the right schadenfreude buttons. What's the next one of these meltdowns?


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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 21:21:51 ago (+1/-1)

Minecraft

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 04:52:39 ago (+0/-0)

If that made you laugh, you'll like this

https://youtu.be/QFHNYC7aD94

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 06:25:56 ago (+0/-0)

The Goonies

[ - ] autotic 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 19:46:34 ago (+0/-0)

What story means the most to American or European sense of cultural identity? Has it been debased yet? If not, there ya go.

I can't make a guess because I'm having a hard time coming up with a non-debased one.

[ - ] MeyerLansky 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 22:57:47 ago (+2/-1)

Either

Actress couldn't hold to her NDA and is being made example of. Possibly wouldn't "play ball" in other ways, like Blake Lively, and is getting roasted as a result.

And Or

Virality surrounding the issue is controlled.

Or

The movie really was that bad. I haven't seen it nor will I. Live action from video games or cartoons are never any good. None stand out as successful or better than the originals. None.

My hope is that they won't ruin Robin Hood and Sword in the Stone, which are in the works. But I'm not holding my breath.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 01:43:21 ago (+1/-0)

Sadly, Snow White wasn't a disaster, it was a misdirection.

Disney OWNS the IP. Ugly spic Zegler or whatever the fuck her name is might have tanked the movie, but she only shifted the priorities of the overhead companies to direct more funding towards a movie that can recoup the losses that she caused.

Disney owns a studio for every movie that they shoot. They get paid government money when they release a movie, about 25% of the movie costs, and then they make deals with theaters to kick back revenue when the movie sells tickets really well. When movies lose money, they just recoup by having another movie outperform the losses incurred by the other one. Disney writes off all the losses in the same ledger. All their losses are put together.

I've heard so damn many people tell me that Disney is done. No, no, no. They're far from done. They're done when not a single movie sells a single ticket, nationwide or internationally. Until then, if you don't like what they're selling, don't buy it.

[ - ] Storefront [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 01:58:13 ago (+2/-0)

I even have my suspicions it was some kind of Springtime for Hitler situation where they intentionally let all this awful shit happen. Because they'll make more money writing off the losses than paying tax on the profits.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 02:05:26 ago (+1/-0)

Someone is thinking wise. Rare and nice to see.

Think like a CEO. How do you put yourself into a no-lose situation before the game even begins? I'm pretty sure that they knew Zegler was a HUGE liability before she ever got cast into the role. She's going to have YEARS of movie flops and poor audience reviews coming after this.

Another lamb was sacrificed and everyone dances around the fire. Sound familiar? Ugly fucking jews are playing the public like violins right now, and laughing all the way to the bank.

In an unrelated story, have you noticed how much hype the live-action Lilo and Stitch movie seems to be getting lately?

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 05:21:25 ago (+1/-0)

In a couple of years every imaginative guy would be able to create a good looking movie with AI without the jewish censorship.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 05:35:02 ago (+1/-0)

Jews do that to make you seethe. Then they plaster it on all types of media to make you seethe/care. Then they masturbate with their genitally mutilated cock.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 06:32:02 ago (+1/-0)

^ this

Its cultural debasement by ZOG.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 22:18:21 ago (+2/-0)

"WHO'S YOUR DADDY" is a Gluxstein and Nienstein production based on the life of a Jewish whore who prostituted herself to 7 pigmy niggers while semi-comatose after inhaling airborne fentanyl powder...after sobering into lucidity she noticed that she was unable to sit on a hard chair and that there was extreme discomfort in the rear area of her nether region accompanied with the feeling of excessive rectal expansion...she then vowed to track down the perpetrators by luring them into a brothel...as it turned out there were 7 heavily endowed perpetrators who were affiliated with black crimes matter and had dysfunctional IQ levels . The movie premieres April 1st.

[ - ] Bonanza 3 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 05:31:08 ago (+3/-0)

Change the airborne fentanyl powder to Jenkem and you've got yourself a blockbuster.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 08:57:25 ago (+1/-0)

HA X 10

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 2 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 23:32:48 ago (+2/-0)

Beauty and the Beast.
Nigger sheboon will have to escape some enraged white dude.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 22:38:29 ago (+3/-0)

Disney could buy the Smurfs and make them all nigger.

[ - ] Trope 4 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 21:50:42 ago (+5/-1)*

I think movies are going to get better now that Elon is defunding woke shit. Heck, we may see a new golden age in the coming decades as the pendulum swings back.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 7 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 22:11:24 ago (+7/-0)

People are openly talking about the jew - it’s amazing to be living right now!

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 22:18:37 ago (+4/-0)

Snow White: BLACKED!

[ - ] WNwoman 6 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 21:30:39 ago (+6/-0)

Anne of Green Gables but Anne is played by a sheboon actress and called Anika.

Little House on the Prairie but Pa is a nog and Ma is a mud shark. Pa rapes other homesteader women while their husbands are working in the fields and Mary is blind because Pa hit her too hard.

[ - ] Bonanza 8 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 21:47:45 ago (+8/-0)*

Cinderfella? A virtuous troon who slaves away serving her right wing religious evil sisters is visited by a faggot fairy who also happens to be her Godmother and turns him/her into a beautiful princess.

The princess goes to the royal ball and romances the prince, but has to leave abruptly before the magic wears off, dropping her slipper while she makes her getaway.

The prince goes looking for Cinderfella, trying the slipper on every woman in the kingdom. Finally, he reaches Cinderella's house, but is shocked that there's only the three sister and the troon living in the residence. Nevertheless, he has everyone try on the slipper and low and behold Cinderella turns into the beautiful princess. But the prince has his own secret to reveal - he is actually a F2M transgender himself! Upon learning this Cinderfella throws off the slipper and reverts back to him/her's own troon self...

And they all live happily ever after!!!

[ - ] Panic 4 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 22:23:01 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 23:39:54 ago (+2/-0)

Well dang! Maybe "The Princess Bride's Bride", or something like that would work.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 13:03:37 ago (+1/-0)

Wholly Guacamoly! That's real?

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 08:26:15 ago (+2/-0)

He has to leave the ball by five o'clock or his shadow appears.

[ - ] oyveyo 16 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 21:43:06 ago (+16/-0)

Sheboon in Wonderland.

Mercedes Poppins.

Pippy Longweave.