DEI Karate - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

All the other people there, who are getting "thrown" (lmao) by the megafat, but are not rolling, know that what they are involved in is silly bullshit. And the guys that are rolling are clearly just using this bullshit to practice their own rolls.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2025 09:52:07 ago (+1/-0)

Nothing wrong with keeping up with the basics. I imagine all athletes have days where that's what they do.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2025 13:07:27 ago (+1/-0)

Ha,ha,ha. Sorry but any REAL karate folks are NOT fat fucks like this. This wahmen should be embarrassed as hell.

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2025 12:09:58 ago (+1/-0)

LOL This is out of context and I'm not so sure that I'm making excuses.

What it looks like is they're practicing their falls at different levels. The person is obviously not throwing them and is, at best, only mildly pulling them along.

One of the first things you learn, and one of the things you will practice often, is how to fall in a reasonably safe manner. This is something we're instinctually not that good at, so we have to train and learn how.

The little kids are being given a tiny tug and their job isn't to roll out of it but to keep their balance and, importantly, let the momentum disperse.

I think...

I could be so wrong with this one. Man, I could be so wrong.

I am not really a martial artist. I did take every possible level of hand to hand combat offered by the USMC. That would later become the LINE program.

Amusingly, the LINE program was a bit more tame than what we learned. What we learned involved a whole lot of stomping on chests and throats. The LINE program was deemed to be too violent for the activities the current Marines were involved in.

That basically means that you're taught to disable someone in a very violent way and that the Marines were working with more and more civilians. They get made if you crush a sternum by stomping on someone's chest. Go figure!

These days, the USMC has MCMAP. It's a more traditional martial arts program and teaches more restraint techniques than disabling techniques. Or so I'm told... I'm not actually enlisted and able to take said courses. These days, I'd fall down and break a hip or something.

But, anyhow...

I'm PRETTY sure they're just practicing falls at different levels. My guess is that one of the older men is the teacher and that the giantess in the midst of it all just can't find her beanstalk so they figured they'd put her to good use.

[ + ] bonghits4jeebus

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 14:43:15 ago (+2/-0)

So they're just using that unit for her inertia.

[ + ] TheRealBuddha

[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 15:10:37 ago (+2/-0)

I have to assume as much.

They'd have started with stretching. Then they'd have meditated. Then they'd do drills to practice falling. The old guy, while certainly not thrown, falls in a fairly safe and educated manner. That's why I'm guessing he's the teacher.

As for the giantess... I mean, yeah? It's possible for some large people to actually be pretty physically fit. Some of them can even be fairly flexible, especially considering their size.

But, no... No, she's just paying for lessons and the instructor is finding a way for her to 'fit in at her level while still learning something'. Given the size of the class, the instructor is not a wealthy man I suppose that makes him more likely to accept money from anyone willing to pay for lessons.

That's what I've gotta assume.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2025 19:59:40 ago (+1/-0)

Her gravity well attracts all the nearby orbiting satellites with respective mass and speed something somehting before being repelled and catapulted away - today's lesson is to harness and safely direct the ejection.
'Physics 101'.

[ - ] Pasty 1 point 1 monthMar 29, 2025 11:02:08 ago (+1/-0)

Jeet Kan't Du is an elegant art most privileged people can't see

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 18:22:41 ago (+0/-0)

Steven segals daughter

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 09:04:08 ago (+0/-0)

Isn't that the style Steven Segal uses?

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 03:40:07 ago (+0/-0)

Akidoforglasgow

More like Akidont for glasgirls.

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