6-FOOD-6 464lb Nigger Sportsball Dummy - I Don't Think That Headline Is a Typo... - Upgoat

Are you for real?
If so, that's pretty fuckin big.
You probably mog 95% of the users on here including me.

You're also a wristwatch guy - Do you have problems finding ones that fit or do you need to pay extra for ones to fit?

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 22:38:31 ago (+2/-0)

I have to pay for 2-3 extra links on high end watches. The mid-tier ones like the Tissot I just bought will give you free links up to a reasonable amount.

[ + ] __47__

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 23:06:18 ago (+2/-0)

No fucking wonder you used to bounce. If iirc.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 00:36:38 ago (+2/-0)

Now add 140 pounds.

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 22:55:21 ago (+3/-0)

Sascrotch

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 21:12:21 ago (+2/-0)

That nigger's heart attack story arc just started.

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 21:00:16 ago (+2/-0)

Even for football on the o line there is no benefit to being that fat. Especially when the niggers on the d line are half that weight and much faster.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 21:30:07 ago (+3/-0)

D-Line probably averages around 290-300, but yeah.

[ + ] CaptainMongo

[ - ] CaptainMongo 3 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 00:12:41 ago (+3/-0)

Average Weight Of Defensive Tackles Is A Bit Over Three Hundred...

Offensive Guards And Tackles Average At Three Hundred Twenty

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 00:37:28 ago (+3/-0)

Fat fuck was defensive tackle.

And sucked at it.

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 21:30:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] rabidR04CH 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 09:04:32 ago (+1/-0)

What an "athlete."

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 08:41:41 ago (+1/-0)

Fatmericans paying to watch obese niggers rub their guts together. Absolute cucks.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 02:02:04 ago (+1/-0)

Does the coach know about 4th breakfast?

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 07:35:46 ago (+0/-0)

Hey now, don't knock five square meals a day!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 00:35:48 ago (+1/-0)

He was fatter as a freshman.

Source: Gator fan pissed off watching lard ass getting handled by the opposing O-Line...all the time.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 21:00:32 ago (+1/-0)

A Tad Slow For A Lineman But Never Seems To Get Injured...

Can See A Team Picking Him In Third Round To Be A Hole Plugger

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 23:13:32 ago (+3/-0)

I think the plaque will plug his arteries faster.

[ + ] CaptainMongo

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 23:55:46 ago (+1/-0)

NFL Don't Care And Neither Does He Me Thinks...

Half A Million A Season To Ride The Bench Beats Bouncer

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 09:53:26 ago (+0/-0)

I think a kid could outrun that tub of lard.

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