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I Lost 150lbs using Ozempic! I'm also losing my mind, sight, memory, speech, and hearing@!

submitted by bossman131 to Whichever 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 16:49:58 ago (+14/-0)     (x.com)

https://x.com/toobaffled/status/1905394318766211449



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[ - ] GuyWhite 6 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 17:13:09 ago (+6/-0)

“Vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea are common side effects……”

Of course you’re going to lose weight when you’re barfing and power shitting.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 18:44:29 ago (+0/-0)

This is how it works.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 17:33:41 ago (+3/-0)

The jewish FDA makes Americans fat and unhealthy with infinity sugars, seed oils, and toxic non-food additives, so that the jewish big pharma complex can rake in the shekels, and they don't care how many goyim die in the process. This in-your-face fact is lost on the normies though.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 20:38:01 ago (+2/-0)

Frankly could be wrong here but wasn't that shit intended for diabetic people? Not just regular folks that don't wanna exercise and mind what they eat?

[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 19:14:12 ago (+1/-0)

Your body does not like rapid changes.

Remember how screwed up you were during puberty.

Take eveyrthing slow

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 11:39:03 ago (+0/-0)

I took puberty slow, but I started early. Balance is the key. As an adult, I took up bank robbery, S L O W bank robbery. The state is being slow about releasing me as a senior citizen. Still following your suggestion. Thanks!

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 18:07:53 ago (+1/-0)

Any woman over 40 you know who is suddenly skinny??? It is a 95% guarantee she is on ozempic. Lazy way out.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 01:41:04 ago (+0/-0)

You don't hear big pharma complaining

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 11:40:01 ago (+0/-0)

I know 2 who did lap band surgery in the good old days.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 17:01:19 ago (+1/-0)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 16:57:11 ago (+1/-0)

You'd have to be pretty low IQ to take ozempic. That's a pretty profitable target market though.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 17:02:35 ago (+1/-0)

That is, afterall, the vast majority of people.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 17:05:42 ago (+0/-0)

That's why the rancher families are trillionaires.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 00:43:41 ago (+0/-0)

When putting the fork down is JUST TOO HARD.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 23:37:15 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 23:14:02 ago (+0/-0)

I haven't taken the time to dig into ozempic, but isn't the mechanism something akin to forcing the body to not digest and absorb food?

Wouldn't this mean it has the same effect as fasting for the duration of its use?

Or is there something else to this?