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From gesture to dead in a sec

submitted by kammmmak to whatever 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 16:25:54 ago (+26/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ek3crj.mp4



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[ - ] Nosferatjew 14 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 17:04:19 ago (+14/-0)

That fucking driver was not paying attention.

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 23:05:44 ago (+5/-0)

Or was he

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 00:22:29 ago (+1/-0)

...hm

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 08:48:03 ago (+0/-0)

That’s what I’d like to think.

[ - ] Irelandlost 10 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 18:06:24 ago (+10/-0)

There’s a lesson in that - if he had just rescued the lizard he’d be fine, but add in the time for setting up the phone to capture the moment he rescued the lizard for meaningless internet points and now he’s dead. Got a few likes out of it though hopefully.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 00:58:07 ago (+0/-0)

Absolutely. Have a bud in Florida that's always saving turtles from the road. He does film but as he's doing it usually with one hand and talking shit to said turtle.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 8 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 16:31:44 ago (+8/-0)

Could be deadly, car wasn't moving that fast though. I've been hit by a car twice, once while on a bike. It's not a guarantee death sentence though. The time on the bike I was T-boned, fucked my shit all the way up.

[ - ] Rowdybme 4 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 19:10:23 ago (+4/-0)

I got hit by a car when I was 8. Fucked me up.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 20:33:35 ago (+1/-0)

Did you call Edgar Snyder?

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 03:59:34 ago (+0/-0)

No. My parents think suing people is against God's will. Probably could've made a pretty penny. But we are fine I guess

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 monthsMar 31, 2025 07:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

But he gets nothing unless he gets money for you!

[ - ] Moravian 3 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 20:58:44 ago (+3/-0)

Next time watch where your cycling! Was the poor guys car damaged?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 21:25:47 ago (+2/-0)

My ex girlfriend tried to run over me with a car but I have reflexes like a ninja and jumped on the hood, then done a cartwheel across the roof then landed on the trunk and jumped off and took off running. Later that night I made sweet love to that woman.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 23:57:24 ago (+1/-0)

Later that night I made sweet love to that woman.

You fucking mad lad lol.

I got hit by a car while walking on the sidewalk once. Coming back from getting lunch some retard decided to turn into the side road waaaaaaay early. I barely saw it coming out the side of my eye. I jumped and kicked out my legs, landing on the roof and sliding off. I cursed at the retard, picked up my lunch, and went back to work.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 18:19:02 ago (+0/-0)

Gay

[ - ] jfroybees 7 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 16:51:31 ago (+7/-0)

Compassionate or hungry, but not too bright.

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 17:11:43 ago (+4/-0)

Left shoe was gone before his head hit the windshield. He's a goner. Still had ahold of the lizards tail til the end.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 20:36:04 ago (+3/-1)

Reflexive grip. Robot control pendants have a neutral hold dead man switch that stops robot movements in manual if you don't squeeze hard enough or if you squeeze too hard.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 2 points 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 18:02:06 ago (+2/-0)

wtf?

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2025 09:19:30 ago (+0/-0)

That little gator knew what he was doing. He was baiting his prey into the roadway. Godspeed little gator dude.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 00:32:24 ago (+1/-0)

The person driving must have been texting? How do you not see the guy and slow down? Should be texting murder or something

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 22:52:26 ago (+1/-0)

The fuckin lizzard is like AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 21:24:18 ago (+1/-0)

The 3rd-world vermin have no value for human life.

[ - ] beece 1 point 2 monthsMar 28, 2025 20:49:41 ago (+1/-0)

No lunch today...

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2025 18:20:18 ago (+0/-0)

It's crazy that he was trying to get the lizard out of the road because he knew the road was dangerous, but didn't apply that knowledge to himself.