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my retirement plan

submitted by con77 to Memes 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 18:32:46 ago (+15/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 08:50:04 ago (+2/-0)

My plan is to work until I have a heart attack, fall off the ladder, and splatter.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 20:18:38 ago (+3/-0)

Excellent. Made bacon and eggs this morning for me and the wife.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 23:56:40 ago (+2/-0)

Excellent!

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 03:20:49 ago (+1/-0)

without taking a bite out of your budget?

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsMar 27, 2025 15:23:23 ago (+1/-0)

I'll probably have to work up until lunch on the day of my funeral. Liable to get a point for leaving early even then!

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 23:55:54 ago (+2/-0)

Good Plan!

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 22:15:53 ago (+2/-0)

Steak eggs n bacon for my retirement

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 19:10:53 ago (+1/-0)

Retired in the 90s, had 3 strips of bacon this morning.

https://hemplers.com/product-types/bacon/

Note: Hemplers bacon produces a tiny fraction of grease as a more fatty bacon like Kirkland thick cut does. Your skillet will usually end up dry after the eggs. Kirkland is good for going on to do a stir fry or whatever in the vast quantities of grease it makes. Have about 9 pounds in the freezer between both of them