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Talking about penis's .. some weeks ago I noticed scaliness at the base of my p so I applied some skin cancer cream for three days, the acid in the skin cancer stuff burnt my whole scrotum area back to "bare metal" as it were, the whole area was red raw .. I discontinued the treatment however the pain got worse and worse, like if I touched the affected area lightly with the ball of my finger the pain was like an electric shock.

I went to the hospital and showed the doctor that the sticky secretion had stuck my shorts to the wound .. all I got was a lecture about applying medical stuff without a doctor's advice .. so I went to another doctor all he did was prescribe Panadeine Forte which is pure morphine for the pain, so I was munching them for about four days the pain was just as bad and I went to another doctor.

He was a Chinaman and a total asshole .. he gave me more Panadeine Forte.. next thing I know I am still in agony pain and the morphine has caused severe constipation .. I took two slimmers tea bags and about eight pills .. two in the morning I had to get to the toilet, I never made it and shit myself all over the hallway.. I cleaned up showered and changed by which time it was about 4 am so I laid down again.

I woke at about 6:30 and needed to get to the toilet again, I never made it this time either and shit myself all over the hallway and into the bathroom was covered in semi liquid shit .. the nightmare lasted about three weeks I finally treated the affected area with Aloe Vera, the skin cancer stuff did clear the scaliness away so it was not all loss hi-ho.

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I've heard this song before.

Funny if someone else comes barging in (also needing to trim the bush), startling you so much you trim beyond what you intended to trim...