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side effects may include,,,

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 18:30:35 ago (+6/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

"side effects may include suicidal thoughts, paranoia, rage, hives, diarrhea, cough, lack of sleep, too much sleep, loss of appetite, sexual disfunction, blurred vision, backache, irritability, depression.

contact your doctor if you begin bleeding from the eyes, anus, urethra, or ears.

pets may not recognize you."


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[ - ] iSnark 5 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 18:39:40 ago (+5/-0)

Sounds the same as the side effects of living is a Democratic led America!

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 18:41:01 ago (+2/-0)

pow!

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 18:37:31 ago (+2/-0)

Drug ads are illegal in a lot of countries. The should be everywhere.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 18:49:04 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds great. I'm going to ask my doctor about this right away.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 19:58:28 ago (+0/-0)

HAAA!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 19:45:24 ago (+2/-0)

@joseph_McCarthy read the whole article. Stop being their puppet. Its not about doing what they tell you to do. Its about doing what they drive you to do. But you don't know what the right thing is. Find a church. Find good people that know what's going on.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 22:09:32 ago (+0/-0)

"read"? Hahahahahahah!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 18:49:18 ago (+1/-0)

...generally none of those afflictions inflict me with debilitating pain, except for when I breathe...but symptoms seem to subside when I sleep and when I ignore the "current news/propaganda"

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 22:08:59 ago (+0/-0)

Describes: liberalism.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 23:42:47 ago (+0/-0)

Sadly this is neither comedy nor hyperbole.

You must have been watching day time broadcast television.