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Dutchman’s deck rope course at MOA

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to pics 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 16:01:59 ago (+14/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Wife wanted to go to the mall for something or other, thought I would share this really cool attraction.
Three levels of rope course, and a zip line. Big spiral slide when you are done.


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[ - ] Metanoid 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 20:04:49 ago (+1/-0)

Hey, I'm going to MOA in a few weeks for the first time. Any advice?
Gonna be with the wife and son who is 8.
We'll be there for 2 days.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 20:32:22 ago (+0/-0)

Prepare yourself for entering little Somalia.
If you are planning on doing the rides for the kid, I’d recommend a full day wristband band, as that ends up being cheaper than individual tickets. 8 is a good age, as he will be able to do most rides. Noon to 4 or so is busy, but not horrible. Restaurants there are a bit more expensive, but not too bad. Stay away from Rainforest Cafe, it’s a haven for trannies, which is too bad cause it is a cool experience for the kids. There are go karts in a bar on the 4th floor, not sure if they allow kids, but that would be cool for the boy. There are two separate food courts on the 3rd floor, which tend to be a hangout for the gangs, but everything is policed real well so there is rarely any trouble.
Two days is enough. Do the rides, enjoy some restaurants, and just walk around checking out all the eye candy - er- um - shops and stuff. Mini golf on the third floor, and a new attraction of rock wall climbing, but both are extra ( not included in the wrist band). The ropes course is extra, but worth it imho.

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 02:47:47 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the tips.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 23:37:41 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy some Caribou Coffee while you’re out that way.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 17:38:45 ago (+1/-0)

I wish we spent our time in Lakeville when we had three kiddos, instead of just one under two years old.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 19:06:32 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, then you and I could’ve hung out and drank beers while our kids practiced shooting the .22 ruger.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 16:33:05 ago (+1/-0)

Omfg!! Playground for us big kids?! AWESOME!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 16:21:30 ago (+1/-0)

That looks fun.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsMar 24, 2025 22:37:09 ago (+0/-0)

What's the record for completion?