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Fucking Covid is definitely back

submitted by Conspirologist to Health 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:19:32 ago (+2/-7)     (Health)

I can't believe it. I've got covid twice already in about a moth. I managed to avoid covid during the epidemics period. Now that they say it's over, I've got it already twice. This last one is different. I feel extreme fatigue in body and brain, but the symptoms still feel like a light flu.

It's weird that I can't sleep. During normal flu or cold I usually sleep for 12 hours straight. This is the contrary effect. My brain doesn't want to sleep. I woke up after only a few hours and my brain is refusing to sleep.

A lot of people are coughing or sneezing around me. I was relaxed because I thought it's just normal during winter. Now I know it's fucking covid.

The mucus is grey, not green like during usual cold or flu.

I know this virus was made in a laboratory. Obviously it's not a fast killing bioweapon like antrax, because you don't die instantly. I think it may work like a time bomb. Killing people slowly. They spent a lot of time and money on this virus. There must be something else than just a flu in it.


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[ - ] Storefront 1 point 1 monthMar 28, 2025 13:17:43 ago (+1/-0)

I've only ever had the regular Covid, not the fucking kind. Covid that also fucks sounds awful.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 28, 2025 13:21:47 ago (+0/-0)

Lucky. I had all the fucking covids.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 03:20:35 ago (+0/-1)

I know. My first covid was harmless. This one is different. I understand that there are different strains.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 12:12:40 ago (+0/-0)

That's great!

I hope you suffer and die.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 02:58:14 ago (+2/-0)

Your vitamin D3 is too low. Either get sunlight or get high quality vitamin D3. And it has to be paired with magnesium. Claritin, ivermectin

If you stay healthy covid is nothing.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:00:08 ago (+2/-3)

I had high quality D3 for several months before getting covid.

[ - ] Cunty 7 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:26:00 ago (+7/-0)

You can't get high quality d3 by washing and swimming in cow shit and piss Jeety, your peers lied to you.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 03:25:04 ago (+4/-0)

Lol. You had "covid".

Better upvote you for eating cattle dung and worshiping netenyahu! You piece of shit alt account shit spammer.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 04:38:04 ago (+4/-0)

KYS jeet

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 06:21:29 ago (+2/-0)

At least 10,000iu a day for me.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 06:27:11 ago (+2/-1)

My doctor gave me long lasting pills to take only every 15 days. They are not like average pills to take daily.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 12:23:12 ago (+1/-0)

Hopefully you'll overdose on them and die.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 13:15:53 ago (+1/-1)

What if I told you your mother got STD because she is a whore who gets fucked by anybody, and that she used alcohol and drugs while pregnant? This is why you are a degenerate. Think about it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 13:18:09 ago (+1/-0)

I'd say you're a smelly retarded pajeet who sucks at banter and shits right on the sidewalk. Think about it.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 13:28:48 ago (+1/-1)

Do you get paid by Israel for your shitposts, kike, or are you just butthurt that you will never be genetically alpha, like we are? Have some milk, kike.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 monthMar 24, 2025 13:46:32 ago (+1/-0)

Lol at your gay nasal lispy pajeet attempt at sounding human. I wouldn't want to be that pajeet kind of "alpha". Is milk sacred to you because it comes from a cow, poo-nigger?

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 13:52:44 ago (+1/-1)

Look, I just said the truth, kike. Just because I got Covid right now and have free time. Anyway, I'm just awaiting to piss on your ashes after the real Holocaust happens.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 01:09:46 ago (+6/-2)

Hopefully this flu kills you pajeet

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 01:03:08 ago (+7/-0)

You definitely consume feces and urine emitted from cattle.

[ - ] FreeinTX 6 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:29:15 ago (+6/-0)

Are ya jabbed, son?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:21:22 ago (+4/-0)

Deagel projections for 2025. It helps to remember that we don't last a moment longer than God intends.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 1 monthMar 24, 2025 00:20:20 ago (+5/-2)

Signed,

A retard