Water is a scam - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

Water is a scam
submitted by Niggly_Puff to whatever 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:02:42 ago (+16/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/6of1n4.mp4

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 17 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 11:01:50 ago (+17/-0)

I think he gets his hydration from draining balls in his mouth.

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 4 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 14:14:05 ago (+4/-0)

"I don't need water. But I need protein. So I'll get my protein straight from the tap. See? Semen has water in it. That's why you can gargle it. Mind blown, huh?"

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 14:51:36 ago (+2/-0)

No, you can gargle it, you Peter puffer.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 22:12:25 ago (+1/-0)

🤣 he does have the pube head haircut.

[ - ] WNwoman 13 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:19:46 ago (+13/-0)

I do find it interesting that as a child I managed to survive years growing up without toting around a water bottle everywhere I went unlike kids today.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:41:20 ago (+4/-0)

I never drank water because it tasted like shit (tap water) and I didn't know why. So I literally only drank milk.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 16:30:09 ago (+2/-0)

Same...all my life MILK, every day

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 20:11:31 ago (+0/-0)

When I did go to some restaurants that actually filtered their water, I did really like it though.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 20:42:40 ago (+0/-0)

German beer drinkers say 'water is for washing'.

[ + ] CornBorn

[ - ] CornBorn 1 point 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 14:44:12 ago (+2/-1)

Classic woman moment. Comparing herself to society and looking for validation.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 17:19:32 ago (+0/-0)

George Carlin did a thing on this. My conclusion is that the American diet is so loaded with sugar and salt, that everyone is literally dehydrated.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 13 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 12:24:48 ago (+13/-0)

water is a solvent and an addiction

doesn't need to drink water because he eats raw meat

Wild carnivorous mammals drink water every day...

All that silly shit aside, this fag is clearly not a father. Nothing will redpill you faster on a person's primal NEED for water than a thirsty toddler.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 12 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 11:37:26 ago (+12/-0)

Think of your body as an aquarium with a half dozen goldfish...don't change the water after a while it gets cloudy and unclean so you replace it with fresh water...this punk may be artificially empowered to own a skateboard outlet that requires government funding 3 times a year but that doesn't mean he has brains, why do animals drink water? Why do plants need water?etc etc etc...this is the most stupid thing I've heard since I've been awake.

[ - ] BoozyB 9 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:21:26 ago (+11/-2)

We need water, but I think the 8 glasses per day mantra being promoted is harmful because it dilutes and flushes nutrients.
Drink when you're thirsty, not because you 'should'.

[ + ] pickingrinninspittin

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 5 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 12:54:35 ago (+6/-1)

"because it dilutes and flushes nutrients"

No, just no. The human body does for the most part not work like that.

[ + ] BoozyB

[ - ] BoozyB 1 point 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 13:06:13 ago (+3/-2)

Actually, yes, just yes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 16:37:38 ago (+2/-0)

does FOR THE MOST PART NOT work like that

Your article, literally the second sentence:

Under normal circumstances, accidentally consuming too much water is exceptionally rare

Water, like any other substance, can be considered a poison when over-consumed in a brief period

So BoozyB, just stop consuming everything. Starting with air, because all that air just displaces your blood, yknow? And your body, especially your brain, needs blood. It doesn't need air - you know what happens when you get air in your blood? Fucking embolism, stroke...

I don't typically play chess with pigeons, but occasionally someone like you doubles down on the stupidity so hard that I can't resist.

If you're worried so much about water flushing your nutrients (which you shouldn't be - see the article you yourself posted), just drink your piss. Problem solved.

[ + ] pickingrinninspittin

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 17:14:40 ago (+0/-0)

Did you even bother to read that link? It's literally about water intoxication, which is so much water that it's toxic ie. potentially fatal. If you think "8 glasses per day" even approaches that level then it's no wonder you're so fucking clued out.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 12:01:06 ago (+1/-1)

Yeah theres a formula for how much water to take a day. I think its like 2 or 3 liters for normal sized adults. Thats pretty close to 8 cups but food has a lot of water which should be subtracted from the quantity you drink.

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 16:51:50 ago (+2/-0)*

"Food" is an extremely broad category and thus has vastly-varying amounts of water in it. Nuts, grains, bread, etc. have far less water than basically any fruit, e.g.

Compound the issue with consuming the macronutrient carbohydrate, the metabolism of which produces water (byproduct of combustion I'm sure we all remember from chemistry). So while bread could be completely desiccated, you're still going to get some water for consuming it. Enough to offset the desiccation? Who knows (but probably not, idk, you do the stoichiometry).

Also glycogen in your body (carb/sugar stores) hold a bunch of water too. I think glycogen holds like 3-4g of water per gram, so if you're fasting, for each gram of glycogen store your body uses, you're releasing that water too. I used to do keto when running because of that - fat is 9 cals/g and holds maybe 1g water/g fat, while carbs are 4 cals/g and hold 4g water/g carb. So more weight for less energy, no thanks (fat is 2g = 9 cals, carbs are 5g = 4 cals in case that didn't track).

Anyway drinking 8 glasses/day regardless of what you eat is a good goal. Assuming you're not a 20 lb. toddler, you won't poison yourself with that much like BloodyB is trying to argue to save his stupid face. And even if you are a 20 lb. toddler (congrats on reading this btw), as long as you space it out over the day, you still won't poison yourself, and your kidneys will likely thank you for it (the more dilute your pee, the easier their lives are).

Dipshit in the video is just dumb. Water's great - literally all life on Earth (so all life that we know of) needs it. Maybe it's not the best for hydration (milk is better, allegedly), and that's going to be highly dependent on your physiology at the time of consumption, but it's pretty good.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 16:59:28 ago (+1/-1)

Informative.

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 17:14:17 ago (+0/-0)

I'm really fucking bored.

But I find it hilarious that someone downgoated you.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 17:20:11 ago (+0/-0)

I know. I just make some users really mad by existing.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 8 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 12:47:33 ago (+8/-0)

With water moderation is key: Not too much nor too little.

Same applies to stupidity. That guy has way too much.

[ + ] Empire_of_the_Mind

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 5 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 15:57:29 ago (+5/-0)

what he has too much of is confidence. that haircut should be your first clue.

[ + ] pickingrinninspittin

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 17:08:29 ago (+0/-0)*

Too much confidence is the same thing as stupidity.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 22:16:21 ago (+0/-0)

Simple Jack had confidence.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 7 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 13:35:52 ago (+7/-0)

This whole "air" thing is highly overrated, too.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:57:35 ago (+7/-2)

Lol what a retard.

This is what happens when people lose faith in institutions. Literally any retarded conspiracy gets boosted.

[ + ] Climhazzard

[ - ] Climhazzard 2 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 16:43:01 ago (+2/-0)

I will D.A.R.E. to hold my faith in the institutions about as far as I can throw them.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:14:56 ago (+4/-0)

drink a gallon a day

it dehydrates you

If you're sweating profusely, drinking just water will not replenish the salts, so he's not wrong.

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 11:18:48 ago (+2/-0)

If you are sweating you should be drinking an electrolytic solution.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:37:15 ago (+4/-0)

I almost never drink water, it is already in everything. I also think this guy is a retard. Go look up the eating habits of the massai tribe in Africa, see if that's something you want to emulate. If you use those fucking literal animals as an example for healthy human habits, you are definitely fucking retarded.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:46:10 ago (+4/-0)

Let him cook, or whatever these zoomer faggots say now.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 13:37:05 ago (+0/-0)

He went to Ohio.

[ + ] Niggly_Puff

[ - ] Niggly_Puff [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 10:49:07 ago (+2/-0)

He's trying to appeal to normies. Normies love niggers.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 16:52:04 ago (+1/-1)

Massai tribe lives in the desert. Of course they don’t drink water. They can’t find any. They probably drink blood or cow urine or something.