I'm sorry your period makes you so.. - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

I'm sorry your period makes you so..
submitted by kammmmak to funny 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 18:53:17 ago (+26/-3) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] uvulectomy 8 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 19:59:07 ago (+8/-0)

As if some women don't do that already. Seriously, anyone who's had to clean the women's restroom knows just how much they can become filthy creatures.

[ - ] dulcima 5 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 19:09:39 ago (+5/-0)

If you're bleeding that much from the bladder I suppose you would spend your last moments having fun.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 22:10:40 ago (+3/-0)

nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope everything about this is nope.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 22:09:49 ago (+3/-0)

Women say 'PMS' i say 'socially acceptible and falsely justified monthy domestic abuse"

not our fucking fault you bleed for a week and dont die.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 11:12:45 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao, whenever I suspect one of these lunatic broads I live with are on the rag, I always ask “you ok? You bleedin out?” (Usually due to the shit attitude they have)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 18:58:51 ago (+3/-0)

I don't think it comes out like piss. Admittedly, I really have no idea how it works, but I really don't need to know. If it was like pissing, though, it'd take more than a cotton cunt cork to stem the red tide.

[ + ] CaptainMongo

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 21:14:45 ago (+1/-0)

Blood From The Prostrate Ain't No Fun I Tells Ya'...

Dribs And Drabs And Then The Dam Breaks Shockingly Red

Basically You're Pissing Blood

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 21:31:46 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know anything about that, but I've bruised my kidneys. Looked closer to fresh brewed iced tea.

[ + ] CaptainMongo

[ - ] CaptainMongo 0 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 22:16:11 ago (+0/-0)

Count Your Lucky Stars That's All You Passed...

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 19:07:28 ago (+2/-0)

Retards here couldn’t recognize a communist pig if it were pissing in its retarded fuck face.

Fuck face retarded Voat faggots love slurping commie pig piss.

Disgusting retards have the brains to match their shame.

Zero is the coward retard meter..

Die retards.

PSA: if you are too retarded to figure out a way to kill yourself today, there is help only a phone call away..

Just dial: 1 800 die retard die- follow instructions provided

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 19:59:42 ago (+4/-0)

Take your meds, bro. This isn't a cop thread OR a commie thread.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 20:01:54 ago (+0/-1)

You have been a list no retard would want to be , retard.

The only good retard is you dead…..officer.

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 20:02:49 ago (+4/-1)

Cool story.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 20:03:55 ago (+0/-1)

Gruesome commie dead pig.

Coward loser is gonna die soon….that means you commie coward faggot.

[ + ] uvulectomy

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 20:06:47 ago (+2/-1)

You've been promising that to me for..... let's see.... five years now.

You've become boring.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 23:25:50 ago (+1/-1)

"Retards here couldnt recognize a communist pig if it were pissing in its retarded fuck face"

comes here to insult the local residents in random threads that have literally fuck all to do with politics.

confirmed retarded commie fuck.

we recognise you by your behaviour, you retarded faggot.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 03:57:44 ago (+0/-0)

Die retard

[ + ] watts2db

[ - ] watts2db -1 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 21:00:08 ago (+0/-1)

this is becoming a form of art unique to you. You should name it something

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 23:26:09 ago (+1/-0)

its called 'liberalism'

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer -1 points 2 monthsMar 23, 2025 11:14:07 ago (+0/-1)

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