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Okay faggot. Don't fuck with my friend DP. The dude's a national treasure.

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So, I'm going to reveal some oldschool Voat lore here. I used to go by a different username, I wouldn't say I was well-known among you all, but I was active. I used to go at it with DP pretty frequently, because he says really retarded shit.

One day, I pissed him off to a point where he went on a berserk rage. He finally admitted to me why he has such a burning hatred for the police, and it's fucking hilarious: He was driving without a license, got pulled over, cop nosed out his weed, and then they took his bong from him and arrested him.

This was years ago, and I noticed that he went quiet for several months here on Upgoat. Then, he reappears with his malformed, brainless remarks. I am convinced he just did some time, for some drug-related crime.

About a week ago, he was just blasting his dumb comments around without a care in the world... but then, I made fun of him. Since that day, all he's been doing is calling every Upgoat user "commie pigs" and telling us to commit suicide.

I have to wonder: why does he keep posting? He's clearly very, very hurt, and he's lashing out against EVERYONE, even people who find his retardation amusing. He may be drunk while posting- this would explain a lot.

And there's your old Voat lore for the day: DeplorablePoetry is a retarded criminal and drug addict with zero control over his emotions. And he sucks at poetry, too.