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You'll never be as cool as the kids who had these were.

submitted by glooper to whatever 1 monthMar 22, 2025 11:28:00 ago (+22/-2)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_7XR1L7NPI&list=PLBl8b1yEH9PeIP6EW85kwbnEU4qdM_fdT

Fucking hell, a toy gun that actually explosively shot? Oh how America has fallen.


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[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 11:38:05 ago (+4/-0)

I grew up on a farm. I had a Stevens pump .22 when I was 10 or 11.
I remember having a couple cap guns when I was younger.

[ - ] mahavishnunj 3 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:22:10 ago (+3/-0)

Same here, no asking permission or supervision. I can't believe nobody got shot.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 21:15:54 ago (+0/-0)*

Winchester bolt-action for me, at 9.

The grown men in our family were all dead-set against any sort of toy guns.

It was the general consensus that such only encouraged improper firearms handling, which was not tolerated.

You didn't get a weapon of your own until it was decided that you were ready for the real thing.

BB and pellet guns were considered trainers and a stepping stone.

Until you could saddle and sit a horse yourself, and be trusted to safely handle firearms, you were regarded as a child and stayed around the house, doing chores for the women. Anyone who couldn't be trusted to do these things for himself was regarded as a liability.

Seeing one of your friends (who was only one year older than you) ride past and smirk down at you could make the heart burn without ever saying a word.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 11:50:38 ago (+3/-0)

Yes. That's fucking cool.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 13:27:28 ago (+2/-0)

We had BB gun wars. CO2 guns not allowed. Regular BBs would still leave a whelp.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 15:33:02 ago (+2/-0)

I embedded a bb in my second grade classmates forehead. He wanted a bb gun battle in some industrial area by the railroad tracks. We each choose a pile of cleared trees a hundred feet apart. Bam, right in the spot where the pajeets put their red dot. He still had the hole the next day in school.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 14:07:38 ago (+1/-0)

We used to do that with rubber band guns. They still hurt like hell and also we always aimed for the eyes.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 10:37:55 ago (+0/-0)

I had those cap pistols fed with those cap ribbon, but nothing that cool.
Where can I get one?

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 21:01:47 ago (+0/-0)

I have all three pistol variation and both rifles in the box with near mint loose variants.
Most of the roll caps still pop.
Guns are my life,they've saved it many times.
I can pop just one of those caps on the bench and just enough smoke to smell.
Not the modern powder smell(awesome)
But the paper/powder smell.
It's like a tranq dart for a minute at times,everything just slows down and then speeds back up.
Memories........

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 20:55:32 ago (+0/-0)

When I was his age, I had a real gun.

[ - ] inaminit -2 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 11:55:28 ago (+0/-2)

I was never old enough to be that cool....

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 13:27:39 ago (+1/-2)

Kill yourself today loser.

You were born a loser and you will die a loser.

You are a coward.

You will not kill yourself though you need to die today.

The only good retard is a dead retard.

Die retard.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 14:18:05 ago (+4/-1)

pshaw, doesn't even rhyme.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 14:58:05 ago (+1/-0)

A lonely chocolate doughnut just called…, asked for you.

I said, “the big bitch is choking on a chunk of salami”

Donut is retard.

Die retard.

[ - ] glooper [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 14:15:02 ago (+2/-1)

Could you do this in Haiku, please?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 14:59:35 ago (+2/-0)

Die retard thrice

Choke on retard rice

Kill yourself retarded retard

Die retard.

[ - ] inaminit -1 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:59:07 ago (+0/-1)

Having a bad day, are ya?