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Remembering

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 10:16:46 ago (+8/-1)     (whatever)

…the time my downstairsJewish neighbor used witchcraft to jump into the body of one of her cats (a “familiar”—look it up) that ran inside of my apartment for a remote viewing session.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 11:07:27 ago (+4/-0)

Old jew I work with offered to put the sheeny curse on the judge presiding over my case. He didn't say it like that, but he was serious. He wanted me to bring him an effigy of her.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 3 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 11:20:47 ago (+3/-0)*

[ - ] con77 2 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 12:27:12 ago (+2/-0)

Jews worship satan

[ - ] mahavishnunj 0 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 10:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

Did it work? That's a sweet superpower.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 10:36:25 ago (+2/-0)*

It must have, but she was able to snap herself out of her demonic trance pretty quickly and retrieve her familiar once I picked it up.

“ Remote Viewing Techniques: Learn the art of remote viewing to see through your pet's eyes, even from a distance.”

https://www.udemy.com/course/animal-communication-and-telepathy/?srsltid=AfmBOorHijjJYd37_NKeUS8jx9gO9FywO5b75I9oFROPxooLBO--flW8

[ - ] Panic 0 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 22:28:22 ago (+0/-0)

Step 1 - catch the cat.
Step 2 - cage the cat.
Step 3 - dont feed or water the cat.
Step 4 - Black plastic bag and toss the cat.

That'll fix that witch.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 2 monthsMar 22, 2025 13:44:46 ago (+1/-2)

You are a retard.

Die retard.