I was at publix trying to break a $50 - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

I was at publix trying to break a $50
submitted by con77 to Niggers 1 monthMar 19, 2025 13:51:25 ago (+13/-1) (Niggers)

the negro behind the counter didnt have 10, $5's. I began suggesting other combinations of bills that would work. I had only gone through a couple when he literally froze up.

I could see he was struggling to keep up so I slowly repeated the simplest alternitive. he then reset, counted out the bills I had suggested, and handed them to me. he sheepishly apologized! I, being gracious, said "YOURE GOOD MAN".

HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF A SUPERIOR INTELLECT.

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[ - ] Master_Foo 9 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 16:15:43 ago (+9/-0)

@con77.
71 IQ.
God among Niggers!

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 16:41:45 ago (+4/-0)

Hahahaha. I like Con77, but you made a funny.

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 20:08:36 ago (+2/-0)

77 is his iq

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 20:36:47 ago (+0/-0)

126 actually

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 16:58:48 ago (+2/-0)

I laughed!

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 7 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:14:02 ago (+7/-0)

Thanks for bein' such a gracious massa!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 5 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:54:50 ago (+5/-0)

My benevolence is not without end.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 20:41:09 ago (+1/-0)

Literally speaking to a negro is taking it a bit too far.

[ - ] Fourteeneightyeight 3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 15:53:14 ago (+3/-0)

He probably slipped you a fake 20. Check it for fentanyl

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:47:43 ago (+2/-0)

Has this ever happened to you? At Goldberg and Goldberg, you can let us get recompence for you! Our law firm has always been ahead of its time, and we haven't slowed down in Trumps America! Let Goldberg and Goldberg get financial restitution for the time you spent tutoring that swartze! No White man should work for free, and his jew friend can maybe take a little for his troubles you could think maybe?

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 00:50:31 ago (+1/-0)

Two twenees and two fieyes..?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 17:59:43 ago (+0/-0)

I was at the supermarket yesterday getting checked out. The clerk held up one of my vegetable bags and said “what’s this?” “Parsnips,” I said. Then he held up another, quizzically. “Turnips,” I said.

He was a young white guy. Im just surprised he didn’t know what turnips and parsnips were.

[ + ] LeoFranksGhost

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 3 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 18:08:46 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe your giant milkers were distracting him.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 18:41:31 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not sure either

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 19, 2025 20:22:17 ago (+0/-0)

Parsnip https://files.catbox.moe/8jyt7c.jpeg

Turnip https://files.catbox.moe/7jio47.jpeg

[ + ] Fishsticksforever

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 00:53:26 ago (+1/-0)

White carrots and White beets?

Wut ewe using dem thang fur?

I like dem tatoes em carrots, sum beef make gud pot of grub.