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DUDE WEE-AAACK!! Burnouts found to be six times more likely to have a heart attack

submitted by big_fat_dangus to TIL 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:07:04 ago (+3/-0)     (archive.is)

https://archive.is/rMyJx

Dude like bro. WEEED tho.


26 comments block


[ - ] jfroybees 7 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:28:11 ago (+7/-0)

This sounds like some cover story for vax deaths to come.

[ - ] BoozyB 5 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:30:29 ago (+5/-0)

My thought too.
One of many cover stories.

[ - ] Sleazy 5 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:23:40 ago (+5/-0)

bullshit study

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:24:44 ago (+2/-1)

Let the copes begin 😂

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:25:25 ago (+4/-1)

no need to cope. when someone lies you call them out as liars, like I already have. that's all there is to it

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:30:14 ago (+1/-0)

You haven't established that anything is a lie. Don't forget the 4x increase in stroke, as well 😉

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:45:55 ago (+3/-1)

just like the mRNA is safe and effective, studies show what they were paid to show. That doesn't make them correct

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:58:39 ago (+2/-1)

You still haven't posted any evidence the studies in this particular article are not accurate.

[ - ] WanderingToast 2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 21:00:52 ago (+2/-0)

I probably could but can't be fucked.

As you seem to be promoting the claim, how about you go find and read the study.

And give us the run down on how many data points were actually talking about, how they are establishing controls and limiting variables, and for good measure tell us who funded the study

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 19:51:18 ago (+1/-0)

no point in that, even if the evidence is valid you will find away to say the source is not credible or something like that

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 20:11:06 ago (+1/-1)

It's as though you're aware that you're full of shit 🤔

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 monthMar 19, 2025 14:50:11 ago (+1/-0)

who funded the study?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:42:50 ago (+4/-0)

Let's break this down:

Some weed smokers tend to live more sedentary lifestyles.
Study wee smokers.
"Holy shit, these people have a predisposition for heart problems!"


It is like saying that people who drink sports drinks are more likely to sustain leg injuries. Can you figure out why?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:47:40 ago (+3/-1)

That may be the weakest and least coherent attempt at that cope ever put to keyboard.

Can you figure out why?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:51:54 ago (+4/-0)

Because you don't believe a female is capable of rational thought, and your ability to differentiate correlation and causation is too deeply tied to your male fantasy ego, which is ultimately driven by your arrested cultural expectations.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:16:49 ago (+2/-1)

discussion on weed usage

gash tries to make it about gender

Reddit is that way ->

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:20:51 ago (+5/-1)

impotent bottom tries to insult women, as usual, and ends up looking like an incompetent child.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:22:26 ago (+2/-1)

The topic of twat hadn't even been brought up, go whore for attention somewhere else, rib.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 5 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:24:07 ago (+5/-0)

myopic as well. Congratulations, you hit the trifecta of undesirable.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:25:57 ago (+2/-1)

Put the thesaurus away and make me a sandwich, cunt. Make us all a sandwich while you're at it, be useful for a change.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:27:27 ago (+4/-1)

You don't need a sandwich, adipose. You need to stop eating your depression away.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:45:00 ago (+1/-1)

You need to stop thinking your prattling interests anyone.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 20:08:04 ago (+3/-0)

But.....DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.........da weed cures CANCER, bro

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 20:14:43 ago (+2/-1)

They just don't know about WEED dawg. You can like, knit hemp into rope n sheeit. Although no one actually does for some reason. Time to get into the MYSTERY MACHINE with some DUDE WEED and solve the case!

[ - ] Rob3122 3 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 18:08:04 ago (+3/-0)

Half the things we eat and drink can cause heart attacks. What's one more?

[ - ] ShortbusAlcoholic 3 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:36:42 ago (+3/-0)

One extra spicy dorito (one chip challenge) killed a teenager with a sudden cardiac arrest a year ago. A teenager who just happened to also recieve the deathvax a few months earlier. Nothin' to see here goyboys, just another (((Pfizer))) victim.