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Tesla Insurance Rates Set To Spike As Cars Become Vandalism Targets

submitted by Sal_180 to funny 1 monthMar 18, 2025 15:13:06 ago (+4/-3)     (insideevs.com)

https://insideevs.com/news/753730/tesla-insurance-vandalism-elon-musk/

Don't buy one


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[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 15:15:46 ago (+2/-0)

If you damage someone's car; for whatever reason, YOU ARE A FUCING ASSHOLE-COWARD!

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 15:45:19 ago (+1/-0)

I know you. You are one of those faggots who tailgates, one of those dumb mother fuckers who gets right into the pack of cars rather than avoiding them.

I like to hit brakes hard when faggots like you get to close. Have fun eating my real steel bumper or patching the hole my hitch left in your radiator.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 16:01:50 ago (+0/-0)

You be you, but just so you know, that's a felony, nigger.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:20:00 ago (+0/-0)

pure projection

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] -1 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 16:36:27 ago (+1/-2)

Cry harder

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 15:18:48 ago (+2/-0)

There's no reason to buy a tesla

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 15:41:41 ago (+1/-0)

Awesome, no ruin spaceX too.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 15:56:54 ago (+0/-0)*

Unlikely. But last week, you were telling us that Tesla stocks were crashing.

Tesla has sold around 6 million cars. 20 of them have been vandalized? That's gonna make insurance rates go up?

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 16:35:11 ago (+1/-1)

Tesla share price has dropped pretty much every day since last Christmas. It's worth less than half what it was then. That's a crash in most peoples book. Elon won't let you suck his dick

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 16:46:54 ago (+1/-0)*

Tesla stock price shot up over 200% when Musk was appointed at Doge. The "drop" is nothing more than a correction on a skyrocketing stock price. Tesla is up 85% over their 52 week low, set back in April 2024. There is no crashing Tesla stock. A 85% gain in a single year is a HUGE win, even if it's corrected from its all time high set in January.

That's not a crash by any definition of the word.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:07:37 ago (+1/-1)

It doesn't matter what it was before. It lost half its value in 3 months. That's a crash.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:13:51 ago (+1/-0)

Nigger, in the 3 months before it lost half its value, it gained TRIPLE its value. It's called a fucking correction. It's up 85 fucking percent on the year. That's not a crash, ya homo.

I made 85% on my investment.
it was a crash

These are mutually exclusive fucking ideas, ya twat.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:22:48 ago (+1/-1)

A year ago it was 170. It's now 220. It's a 30% change in a year. Not 85%.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:28:03 ago (+0/-0)

On April 24th, 2024 it was $138.80, it's 52 week low. It's at $226.05, right fucking now. That's 65%, not 30. It peaked at $488.54 when Musk got appointed to Doge. It spiked up almost 300% and has made a correct, but is still up 65% on the year. This is not a crash under any circumstance.

[ - ] Sal_180 [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:36:41 ago (+0/-0)

A year dipshit. This day last year it closed at 170. Funny how you pick and choose dates and it's still not the 85% you claimed. What's the percentage rise from mid December? Of yeah, that doesn't count either, no one is allowed to say it dropped 8 weeks in a row.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:41:53 ago (+0/-0)

52 week low, ya faggot. The lowest point in the last 52 weeks, which is a year, was 138. It's 65% above its 52 week low. That's not a crash by any definition of the word.

Hell, ya fuckin' nigger, even a 30% gain over a year is a huge amount. Investors celebrate when they break 10% gains on a year's worth of investing.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 17:19:05 ago (+0/-0)

why aren't vandalism arrests set to spike?