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HAPPY AMATEUR DAY!!!

submitted by con77 to whatever 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 14:19:35 ago (+3/-0)     (whatever)

people that go out drinking 4x a year. their birthday, 4th of july, new years and st paddys day.

enjoy your DUI's!

when the going gets weird the weird turn pro! buncha pussies!


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[ - ] registereduser -1 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 14:40:09 ago (+0/-1)

Ya, if you're not cracking a beer when you wake up to take the edge off, you are a faggot and a pussy.

You should be getting hassled by the jew cops at least a couple of times a week as you stumble home after last call, which you do every night. Unless you are a punk ass bitch.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 14:52:02 ago (+0/-0)

spoken like a true amateur

the most dangerous beast in the urban jungle is the one that goes undetected

I cant incline bench if I start the day drinking

dummy

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 15:21:58 ago (+1/-0)

REAL punx like me stopped gettin drunk years ago.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 15:25:20 ago (+1/-0)

shrooms or gtfo!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 15:26:12 ago (+2/-0)

I have the gummies, but only eat a quarter once a week. Lame, I know.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 15:36:03 ago (+1/-0)

my brother said he ate half of one and it put him on his ass!