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Campfires

submitted by titstitstits to TellUpgoat 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 10:09:19 ago (+2/-5)     (TellUpgoat)

If you light a campfire in a city you are filling the air with smoke for all of your neighbors. Neighbors who may not like breathing in campfire smoke. This is called acting like a nigger. The great irony of it all is the police, from the city you live in, may very well be protecting you from getting your ass kicked for pretending like you are some country boy, which you most definitely are not.

niggers, every last one of you.


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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 1 point 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 10:18:30 ago (+2/-1)

ok karen

[ - ] Markshirley 2 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 10:25:57 ago (+2/-0)

yeah I hate these yuppie faggots

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 10:53:11 ago (+1/-1)

puts hair on their chests.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 11:17:03 ago (+8/-1)

What a fucking faggot.

[ - ] titstitstits [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 13:09:40 ago (+1/-0)

ill kick your bitch ass

[ - ] inaminit 3 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 13:15:48 ago (+3/-0)

You'll lick a bitch's ass, huh?

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 11:36:59 ago (+0/-1)

You whining about this again.

Faggots like you are the reason I hang around store fronts smoking.

[ - ] titstitstits [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 13:07:34 ago (+1/-0)

that'll show em. be an asshole AND kill yourself! its not even a good way to be an asshole. are you sure you just arent addicted to nicotine because you are weak?

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 2 monthsMar 17, 2025 14:33:03 ago (+0/-1)*

I will live longer than any faggot like you.

Don't worry, I totally did not tamper with the veggies at your upscale market.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 12:34:43 ago (+3/-1)

Ironically, the police are protecting you from country boys who are man enough to start a fire.

[ - ] titstitstits [op] 1 point 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 13:06:19 ago (+1/-0)

lol