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Do you return shopping carts?

submitted by dirtywhiteboy to Petitions 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 14:28:57 ago (+11/-2)     (Petitions)



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[ - ] bobdole9 9 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 18:37:56 ago (+9/-0)

Why not relabel the poll "am I a nigger?"

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 9 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 17:53:57 ago (+9/-0)

I keep everything I own in one and yell at birds.

[ - ] watts2db 2 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 18:48:52 ago (+2/-0)

Im sure the birds appreciate that

[ - ] Love240 2 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 16:36:03 ago (+2/-0)

They fucking better, it's a lot of work to scream at them everyday.

[ - ] BoozyB 9 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 14:35:26 ago (+9/-0)

Yes.
And sometimes I take one from the corral into the store to use.

"The shopping cart theory is an internet meme which judges a person's ethics by whether they return a shopping cart to its designated cart corral or deposit area. The concept became viral online after a 2020 Internet meme which posits that shopping carts present a litmus test for a person's capability of self-control and governance, as well as a way to judge one's moral character."

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 5 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 17:51:30 ago (+5/-0)

Given how strongly ethics and ethnicity is correlated, it's also a good measure of how diverse an area has become. I.e. the more shopping carts left in the parking lot, the higher the population density of the shitskins.

[ - ] zongongo 5 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 15:31:48 ago (+5/-0)

That's mighty White of you.

[ - ] Not_C 4 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 20:40:55 ago (+4/-0)

I hate the lesser races.
That hate results in me doing anything and everything to be the opposite of them.
So even when the weather is miserable, even when there are countless other carts all over the parking lot, I make sure to put mine back.
Not because it's the right thing to do. Not because it's ethical or moral to do so.
I put it back because I hate the lesser races, and I'm better than them.

It's surprising how many of my actions are done because of hate.
Hate is what makes me a good person.

[ - ] registereduser 4 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 14:41:42 ago (+4/-0)

I usually only get as far as the handicap spot.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 15:04:01 ago (+5/-0)

Lolnigger

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 19:40:16 ago (+3/-0)

Of course. Im White.

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 17:09:56 ago (+3/-0)

ProTip: Don't park near the store.
Park near a cart return.
10/10

There will be a series of tests to gain citizenship into the White Ethnostate.
One of them will be returning a shopping cart.

@dirtywhiteboy thinks this is "dividing the White race".

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 18:39:41 ago (+2/-0)

Park near a cart return.

Park far enough away and you may not have anybody else parking near you.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 1 point 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 03:50:58 ago (+1/-0)

Lol There's two niggers on Upgoat

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 09:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

Way more than two

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 18:12:40 ago (+1/-0)

Shopping carts should be able to return themselves. This is 2025.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 2 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 18:20:37 ago (+2/-0)

im gonna make a start-up to put underglow leds on shopping carts.

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 19:45:38 ago (+1/-0)

Put nigger detectors and flamethrowers

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 17:04:46 ago (+1/-0)

No, for I am an Aryan White man and that is the inferiors job to fetch it after i leave.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 17:13:03 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 20:49:14 ago (+1/-0)

😂😂😂😂😂

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 19:41:45 ago (+0/-0)

So you want foreign workers. Good plan. Can’t see how that could ever backfire.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 20:47:39 ago (+1/-0)

How in the fuck did you get that out of my comment?! Are you drunk again?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 21:05:54 ago (+1/-1)

You think whites shouldn’t return their own shopping carts. Somebody has to return shopping carts and you think it shouldn’t be whites. This is why we have niggers in this country: some white guy thought he was too good to pick his own cotton..

Haven’t had a drink in years, unlike your mom when she was pregnant.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 06:36:11 ago (+0/-0)

As someone who spent time working returning shopping carts when i was younger, yes I will usually push it to the closest cart return.

[ - ] DoYouEvenShit 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 23:57:41 ago (+0/-0)

The less carts we return the more jobs we create. Be smart.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 23:19:41 ago (+0/-0)

Absolutely.

Returned one today. It’s similar to littering. Sure, we can all toss our trash all Willy Nilly but hold each other to a higher standard than that. I’d bet most of the people here are at a net-negative for littering in that we’ve picked up more trash than we’ve left.

[ - ] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 19:12:23 ago (+0/-0)

I offer it up as an act of charity to the souls in purgatory. When I die I'll get to see how many souls I've helped. Maybe it's a lot, maybe it's 0. Who knows?

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 19:08:33 ago (+0/-0)

I often place a few singles in row

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 14:35:30 ago (+1/-2)

yes occifer.

but do you return it to the store or the corall?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -3 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 15:52:57 ago (+1/-4)*

not using curbside pickup


S A D

Really, faggots? You're an absolute fucking moron if you waste your time wandering the aisles like a retard. Use a curbside service, idiots. A white man's technology for the white man's time which is worth something.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 18:40:45 ago (+5/-0)

So, you trust niggers to pick your groceries?

No White man is picking anything for curbside.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 18:46:09 ago (+0/-0)

You live in a cesspit where niggers work shelf stocking jobs? Too bad boomer, should have settled in a White city. You fucked up.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 18:59:19 ago (+4/-0)

They tell you something is out of stock while its sitting there on the shelf.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 19:43:40 ago (+2/-0)

No wonder youre such a fat fuck.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 19:52:41 ago (+0/-0)

No wonder you're so undesirable you have no kids ;)

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 22:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

Show me the White people picking your groceries.

No supermarket does that besides Publix, and you do not live in the south. Try again.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 02:34:22 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong, dutch way does.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 19:42:43 ago (+0/-1)

Incentivizing jobs for spics. Great idea.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 02:36:12 ago (+0/-0)

Or you could just live in a white area lol. This isn't a difficult concept, helena. Even you can get this one.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 09:27:52 ago (+1/-1)

Youve just stated that we as whites should not wonder the isles wasting our time like morons. But you think that some whites should wonder the aisles wasting their time for other peeople? That makes no sense. You either want to use shitskins for drudge work or you want other whites to be your servants. Either way you are a degenerate.

Sadly your mind only comprehends memes and you are incapable of comprehending an intelligent discussion on the subject. If you were a logical person I might point out that your behavior is unsustainable in a White society unless you make a slave class out of your fellow whites. Typical cluster B parasite thinking. You’d make a good jew.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 09:59:44 ago (+0/-0)

Or you could just live in a white area. But keep screeching and copycatting in the mean time.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 10:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

Did you actually read my comment? Because I explain using small words in easy to understand language why your logic is faulty. Your behavior is unsustainable. You want whites to be your mexicans. LIke what Britain did to Ireland. What could possibly be wrong with that? 🤪

Get your own groceries you fat fuck. Why don’t you use one of those little scooter carts like normal fatties? Youre more lazy than that huh?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 10:30:39 ago (+0/-0)

lmao why are you so cunt bothered about curbside pickup, roastie? I live in a white area, you clearly don't.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 11:02:44 ago (+0/-0)

Literally incapable of any kind of intellectual discussion on the issue at hand.

Me: What are the repercussions of your behavior? What are the ramification of this action if widespread?

You: er... wut? Talk is gay 🤤

It’s like talking to Ricky Bobby. You repeat the same shit over and over— your software is literally incapable of this task.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsMar 16, 2025 11:09:24 ago (+0/-0)

I'm sure defeating that strawman made your week, roastie. You clearly can't defeat anything else. 1.5 debits added to your wahmen moment account.