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COTD coming in early

submitted by Gowithit to CommentOfTheDay 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:09:01 ago (+28/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] GreenSaint 7 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 08:23:10 ago (+7/-0)

I’m retarded and I can’t cook so I don’t get it. I wish yall could try my mom’s food though. Shit would knock your socks off.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 9 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 10:12:16 ago (+9/-0)

You're welcome.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 6 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 08:12:46 ago (+6/-0)

From the caveman cookbook:
Kill animal.
Rip out guts and peel skin.
Put in fire.
Eat when done.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:22:21 ago (+3/-0)

mad Southerner

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 4 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:24:00 ago (+4/-0)

he would be a crowd favorite at Allrecipes for sure.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 08:26:24 ago (+1/-0)

Is it just comments on the recipes or do they have forums?

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 4 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 08:37:37 ago (+5/-1)

an Allrecipes forum would be amazing. No, its just comments and yes they do moderate the comments.

who hasn't wanted to go off in the comment section before?

African Curry
4.4
(358)
259 Reviews
22 Photos
This is an African (Mozambique) curry that can be done with chicken, shrimp, or crab. Goes well with tomato chutney and onion hot sauce. For shrimp or crab, use 1 pound.

shut the fuck up African curry bitch you don't have fucking curry the only curry you have is currying that bowl of water on your head because you haven't figured out pipes.



[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 11:19:31 ago (+2/-0)

Niggers put raisens in their curry. Shit you not, fuckin raisens. That and the double decker canned la choy Chinese food slopped over rice. Long story short, don't take cooking advice from the ethnic progeny of literal fucking cannabals. Just saw a video from Benin where they're putting chicken blood in their gin.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 14:43:55 ago (+1/-0)

They also dumb sugar in their spaghetti. Fucking low IQ savages. They say “Wypepo don’ use seasunin’” because they’ve only ever experienced food from a free meal voucher. Or prison.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 17:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

Forget about pipes, they don't build near water.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 10:28:19 ago (+2/-0)*

Curry nigger detected!

Pajeetwoodperry has spoken.

Edit: I just found the post lol! apparently registeredloser and I think alike. I knew there was a reason I liked him ahahahahaha!

[ - ] the_old_ones 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 09:02:52 ago (+2/-0)

coconut milk is bomb when cooking and i will fight people on this point

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 10:36:10 ago (+1/-1)

Ive been using alot of coconut mil products recently since Ive had to eliminate dairy. They are really pretty good.

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 12:29:08 ago (+0/-0)

coconut oil on the skin helps speed up skin healing.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 14:44:11 ago (+0/-0)

red meat does it quicker

[ - ] Gowithit [op] -1 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 10:56:03 ago (+0/-1)

Why did you have to stop using dairy?

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 11:17:04 ago (+2/-1)

PWH isn't White.
He had to eliminate dairy because brown people lose lactase persistence after childhood.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 13:17:57 ago (+0/-0)

or maybe postwallhanks childhood vaccines finally wore off and can no longer process alien cow milk and can benefit from the glory that is a/2 a/2 milk aka AMERICAN a/2 a/2 milk nay AMERICAN HERITAGE a/2 a/2 milk.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:26:32 ago (+1/-0)

On muh momma, bruh.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:28:36 ago (+1/-1)

Nigger, I told God what to create to make the recipes.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:32:15 ago (+4/-0)

I honestly don't think Niggers actually season food.

Their cultural diet uses mainly shit-tier hot sauces, butter, and whatever Kool-Aid flavor their EBT cards can get.

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:39:19 ago (+2/-1)

They do not use those ebt cards wisely at all. I got food stamps last summer and Im still riding on some of the food I bought then.

Imagine a whole years worth. I'd be able to stock a warehouse.

As for seasoning i've been to a black cookout once or twice and it wasn't so much the seasoning/taste as it was the quantity of food that was impressive.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 5 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:45:38 ago (+5/-0)

Honestly.

Blacks in America learned to cook from White Europeans that owned them. First from the French, Spanish-Portuguese, and Dutch Jewish slave traders. Their diet was provided, and controlled by Whites

Look at any "culture" of Blacks that has been allowed to revert back to their own primal state. The Niggers of Haiti are eating dirt cookies, cats, and even other Niggers. The same can be said for multiple area of Africa.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 11:11:14 ago (+3/-0)

FUKN A!

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 14:45:25 ago (+1/-0)

The amount of food is impressive because it’s stolen. Either outright or through welfare. They don’t pay for it, so why care if it goes to waste?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:13:48 ago (+1/-0)

What's wrong with coconut milk in lentils? I fucking hate lentils, and that might be the only way to make them palatable to me.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 07:15:08 ago (+2/-0)

That's not the point of this post at all...

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 08:09:26 ago (+1/-0)

I know, and I don't care, and apparently no one who commented here does either.

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 09:04:30 ago (+2/-0)

I don't know what you're talking about, plenty of traction here.

I like the faux-toughguyism though!

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 09:17:25 ago (+1/-0)

Why are you being so contentious? This isn't even your post. Are you telling me how to comment and what I can't say?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 09:28:16 ago (+1/-0)

Because your comment missed the point. I shined a light on that and you got defensive. I didn't cater to your feelings and now you're crying over words on the internet.

"HOw cOUlD you TeLl ME how tO COmMeNt aND wHaT TO sAY?!"

Fuck off with that faggot shit, because all I did was say you seem to see the giant red line under the section that was the focus of the post.

Getting shitty with me because I pointed out the fact that you missed the point to deflect about a distraction.

Fucking kike energy, my mistake, kike aura if I follow the new slang

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 10:47:47 ago (+1/-0)

Boy, you just love to argue, don't you? You're going to argue with me regardless of what I say, and make up a point of contention where one doesn't exist. Just ease up, fella, take a few deep breaths, and it will all be fine.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 21:29:54 ago (+0/-0)

It's not a love of arguing. It's a choice between you liking me or me sticking to what's right.

I think we both know what we chose and you couldn't handle it.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 09:16:45 ago (+0/-0)

Meet me behind the school parking lot and we’ll settle this for everyone here!

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 09:29:00 ago (+2/-0)

I don't have time for fools who get upset when I point out a flaw of theirs.

Get the fuck over it, if I can do it, so can you.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 1 monthMar 15, 2025 09:38:17 ago (+1/-0)

Right? I made a jew storm off angry the other day, thought he was just pretending to be angry, but actually got really upset when I told him he can’t call himself a jew because he knew nothing of the Talmud lol

[ - ] Gowithit [op] -1 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 09:20:18 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 08:50:05 ago (+2/-0)

I could see the argument in either direction. Against is that coconut milk is used to make dishes that are creamy but something with lentils in it will always have some grit so you will never get that creamy result expected from a coconut milk dish.

The argument the other way is that coconut milk often works well with curries, curries are eaten by Indians and other south east Asians, and so are lentils, so you are in the same geography at least. Basically curry your lentils, coconut milk your curry. I think that's his argument. I'm not sure that works but I also haven't tried it.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 16:01:45 ago (+0/-0)

Gad damn it, crapbox has shit itself again this morning.
Can not access any images or clips on this site at all

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 16:03:58 ago (+0/-0)

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sorry about that I usually add the secondary link.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 1 monthMar 15, 2025 18:26:29 ago (+0/-0)

Ah thanks very much. Appreciate it.