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I was about eight years old, and the family was by the bay to see the 4th of July fireworks display.
My mom was pregnant and we were looking for a place to sit.

We spotted a bench, and as we were closing on it a homeless nigger in a dirty dress suit ran toward it with a bike, practically sprinted.

He put his bike on the bench and quickly walked away.

My dad and mom stopped in front of the bench puzzled about how the guy would put his bike on the bench and just walk away.
My mother just figured he'd showed up and walked away so fast, that he hadn't seen us approaching.

My dad, annoyed, said it was fine, and moved the bike behind the bench so we could all sit.

About a minute later the homeless asshole returned, visibly annoyed. "I claimed that bench."

My dad and mom stood up, my dad obviously to do what he did best, which on any given day was argue or fight. And my mom stood to do what she always did, which was remind him not to go too far.

Homeless guy says "this is racism. This is my bench. I put my bike on it and was coming back to sit. I want to have some quiet time and be alone."

Naturally dad is starting to lose his shit at this point but trying to keep calm about it. "It's a crowded park buddy, where you gonna be alone? My wife is pregnant and can't walk very far, she can't sit on the ground. Theres plenty of other places for you to sit."

The bum, out of the blue starts screaming. "man fuck you and your pregnant wife bitch! I was here first! I saw it, I put my bike on it! I want to fucking be alone you honky ass cracker motherfucker!"

My dad pauses at this, his face becoming incredibly red, before he raises his voice in a shout. He grabs the entire bike, lifts it over head, and bellows "You want to be alone somewhere else, like under a fucking bridge you fuck!" and chucks the bike
overhead some twenty feet or so.

The homeless guy's eyes get wide, and he boogies after his bike while yelling "fuck you! I'm calling duh police" all the way.

Just then an officer patrolling the park on foot came over, having noticed the commotion. He asks what my dad whats going on, and my dad relays the situation about needing a seat, and this guy jogging up to claim it with his bike, before leaving again and then coming back to start shit.

Mr. Bikeperson in his suit comes over having retrieved his homelessmobile and says "I want to press charges. This mothafucka threw my bike through the air."

The officer, hands on hips, swivels his head to my dad. My dad says "yeah I did through his bike."

The officer, without missing a beat, swivels his head again to the other guy, and says "I don't believe that happened." and proceeds to tell him he needs to leave or he'll be arrested.

Man proceeds to curse out and yell at the cop, cop proceeds to warn him, the man escalates, another cop arrives, they end up tackling the bum to the ground and arresting him.

Cop got up off the ground once the cuffs were on, big shit eating grin on his face, like he'd just had the time of his life.
My dad thanked him, and the cop, still grinning just said "no problem. You and the wife have a pleasant night."

The moral of the story is some fuckers will see others going about their business, and out of the blue decide to fuck with them for no other reason than to start shit, and sometimes you just gotta be willing to call it like it is.
A lot of the videos you see like from chicago, of line jumping, this is that. It's not just because they're impatient, it's to provoke people.

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