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(((they))) have been saying that Iran "is weeks away from having a nuclear weapon" since the 1990's

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 monthMar 13, 2025 16:28:57 ago (+25/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

what if they threw a war and everyone refused to participate?


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 09:17:24 ago (+0/-0)

its when they say 'They have them' you know a fuckin war is about to start and they still dont have nukes. unless someone else put them there

you know

like saddam an the ol' 'HE GOT DA WMDS!' (he didnt. and almost every inspector agreed he didnt. and then they were told not to bother doing inspections. and then the media said 'iraq is refusing inspections' when no one was showing up to do it. because 'safety'

its fucking funny when looking from the other side of knowing about shit like oil wars and the celebrity prostitute trade (look up dubai porta potties and 'yachting') and watching something like 'The Dictator' which specifically has a scene with the middle eastern dictator with an actual actress/yachter. which is also likely how he ended up with Isla Fisher in the first place... she was only known for a fucking soap opera before she married him..

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 01:57:34 ago (+0/-0)

And Iran, Iran's so far away.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 01:01:35 ago (+0/-0)

Two more weeks.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2025 22:57:25 ago (+1/-0)

Nukes are fake and ghey. We’ve been going to get nuked since before I was born. Also, the killer bees were coming.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2025 22:46:27 ago (+1/-0)

We know when they have one they will nuke Israel.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 5 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 20:57:20 ago (+5/-0)

Stop teasing me with Hollywood theatrics already bitch.

I wanna see Tel Aviv suffer a real fire sacrifice of millions, for real, this time.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 4 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 17:39:58 ago (+4/-0)

Meanwhile the official policy of the Ayatollah is that nuclear weapons are not allowed by Allah. That is why Iran does not have them nor an active program to develop them. This policy can be changed for protection and it is sometimes discussed inside Iran as a way to counter the Israeli threat but there is not only NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS PROGRAM in Iran but there is an explicit policy from the highest authority in the country, on the books for years, against it.

The main issue with Iran getting a nuke is that it will trigger an arms race in the region. The Saudi's and UAE will immediately buy them from Pakistan and the Turks will likely develop one as well. Egypt wouldn't be far behind. This is one reason why Russia has made a military alliance with Iran - it offers them some of the deterrent of a nuclear umbrella without the Persians needing to do it and cause these other issues. Russia is the most anti nuclear-proliferation country in the world. They also have an official policy regarding Israel's "Samson Doctrine" and that is to just nuke Israel first to prevent them from lashing out.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2025 18:51:48 ago (+1/-0)

The main issue with Iran getting a nuke is that it will trigger an arms race in the region.

Sure, except they're not actively pursuing a nuclear weapons program - so tired of these officially sanctioned MSM-fed strawman narratives 'Reeee, but what if they did - fear porn now!'.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1 monthMar 13, 2025 20:53:42 ago (+1/-0)

I’m just wondering how we’re gonna die as a species. Nukes? Robots? Ai? Poisoning ourselves? You know nukes for example they’re gonna be around forever now. We’ve only had them since ww2 8 something years. That’s basically yesterday, look how much trouble and fear. I think it’s. A matter of time before some major city gets blown up. Hopefully when it happens it’s only terrorists and not some other country which would trigger a war

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 monthMar 13, 2025 16:30:16 ago (+2/-0)

Meaning: more sand-niggers dead? I'm four it!