I want to be president for one day to do two things. - Upgoat

I want to be president for one day to do two things.
submitted by registereduser to whatever 3 monthsMar 13, 2025 13:26:50 ago (+2/-0) (whatever)

Bomb the wailing wall with a cargo plane full of pig shit.

Get every last politician to DC for a meeting, and nuke it.

[ - ] localsal 4 points 3 monthsMar 13, 2025 14:07:45 ago (+4/-0)

Vlad invited all the boyars to gather and then impaled them all. Good times.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 monthsMar 13, 2025 14:22:42 ago (+2/-0)

It worked then; it'll work now.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 3 monthsMar 13, 2025 14:08:38 ago (+1/-0)

You would also be a politician at that point so you would have to be nuking yourself, too.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 monthsMar 13, 2025 14:15:51 ago (+2/-0)

537-1 KDR isn't too shabby

[ - ] registereduser [op] -1 points 3 monthsMar 13, 2025 14:15:43 ago (+0/-1)

Nope, I'd be the boss, I can sit back on air force one tossing back shots and watching on a big screen.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 0 points 3 monthsMar 13, 2025 19:00:13 ago (+0/-0)

We all know that no matter what the Designated Survivor will be a jew.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 3 monthsMar 13, 2025 13:37:36 ago (+0/-0)

You have to have goals.