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Retard says what?

submitted by Deplorablepoetry to whatever 1 monthMar 12, 2025 16:18:12 ago (+3/-2)     (whatever)

I hope you get pulled over tonight (assuming you still have a driver's license, you worthless criminal) and the cops beat the shit out of you when you resist them. I hope they take your bong and break it over your empty skull.


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[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] -1 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 16:19:06 ago (+0/-1)

This is you Voat.

Die retards.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 17:11:02 ago (+1/-1)

Die retards

which is German for:

The retards.

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 16:21:13 ago (+0/-0)

What?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] -2 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 16:22:46 ago (+0/-2)

Hello officer

Good riddance retard

Die retard

[ - ] con77 4 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 16:46:28 ago (+4/-0)

I used to have hair 2 ft long. a cop pulled me over, stuck his face in my truck, and said "I smell weed".

I got pissed and shouted at him "no you dont! I havent smoked weed in years!".

The fucker actually stumbled back a couple steps, tried to regain his composure, and wrote me a ticket for having a tail light out.

real crimefighter there.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 17:09:31 ago (+2/-0)

Same here, sorta. But I was in a very smug mood and I smugged HARD at him. I was like, you smell weed? Then you've never smelled weed before. I hate weed and NEVER smoke it; what you smell is a Nat Sherman cigar [I said showing one to him]; want one?

He was utterly taken aback. He probably did want one. They were kind of expensive but I would have actually given him one at the time. Faggot wrote me a fix it ticket for my rearview mirror. It had literally fallen off that day. Superglued it back on that night. That car got stolen a few weeks later, ah life in los angeles...

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 18:56:31 ago (+2/-0)

My favorite is the motorbike LA County Sheriffs clocking you ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HILL.

FUCK YOU FOR USING PHYSICS AND GETTING FREE ENERGY. RIDE THE BRAKES!!!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 19:30:12 ago (+3/-0)

Fucking SERIOUSLY! And they act like vehicle emissions are SUCH A BIG DEAL, but then reprogram all the lights to make sure you have to stop at every intersection... and reducing all roads to only one lane each way so that homeless scum can park there and the rest is for bike lanes that no bike could survive in with all the homeless trash and crap in...

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2025 20:34:06 ago (+1/-0)

I'm grateful the Mexican who did the emissions check gave pity on me. Telling me over and over "where's the sticker?" on my cold air intake did not help clarify that: in California, car parts need to be approved by the state government.

Asked a buddy about such horseshit: oh yeah, people break down their modified cars to stock to pass inspections, then put all the stuff back on.

RETARDED.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 monthMar 12, 2025 17:30:47 ago (+1/-0)

The only good pig, is a dead pig.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 12, 2025 16:54:59 ago (+1/-1)

You are aware this site is infected with communist pigs…..?

A safe space for retards hiding behind the white man.

Real men can spot a communist pig from the horizon…..

Retards here float around with no fear

Die retards.