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Are/were dinosaurs real?

submitted by dirtywhiteboy to Petitions 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 18:50:19 ago (+6/-4)     (Petitions)



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[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:38:45 ago (+8/-0)

some of my best friends are dinosaurs.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 23:34:46 ago (+2/-0)

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:53:16 ago (+1/-1)

Lisa from the simps9ns has one voice

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 20:10:13 ago (+3/-0)

but no brain

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:22:05 ago (+1/-1)

They want you to look for ufos in space bc lizard people live underground

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:40:02 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:45:37 ago (+1/-1)

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:48:09 ago (+3/-0)

SHOW BOBS OF STONE!!

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:01:23 ago (+5/-2)

Dinosaurs are still real.
They are just too cool to hang around you.

[ - ] Weredawg 4 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:16:35 ago (+5/-1)

It's lame that he even had to ask, honestly.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:20:42 ago (+1/-1)

proof needed

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:36:37 ago (+3/-1)

Dinosaurs don't care if you believe in them.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:22:49 ago (+3/-1)

Bigfoot believes in you

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:49:25 ago (+6/-0)

bIGFOOT ACCEPTED ME INTO HIS HEART AS HIS LORD AND NOUGAT!

[kek crapslok - I left it for maximum lulz]

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:43:33 ago (+2/-2)

But you can't give me proof of them existing right now?

[ - ] Reunto 5 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:50:34 ago (+5/-0)

Absolutely. I had a plesiosaur ask me for tree fiddy just the other day

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:54:15 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty sure he was a niggersaurus.

[ - ] glooper 4 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:56:16 ago (+5/-1)

sneks - 120 million years
sharks - 450 million years
komoto dragons - 4 million years
gators -100 million years
Hippos - 16 million years
Rhinos - 55 million years
Elephants - 50 million years
Whales -55 million years..
Woolly Mammoths - 1 million years and now 5 years respectively...

The fucking list goes on forever...

The Rex abundance (T-Rex) was on the planet for 1.2 million to 3.6 million years, roughly 66 million years ago.

Don't be an idiot. Being stupid is no longer cool.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:16:27 ago (+3/-2)

Evidence? A rothchild approved "History and Biology" curriculum designed for good goys going to good goy school for their good goy degree so they can specialize in 1 thing and never question why this was put into educational curriculum despite not being scientific or probable in any manner or fashion of "science" besides the manner present. A Rothchild approved education is equivalent to claiming to be the best goy based on pure regurgitation without question of materials provided.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:55:30 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] dirtywhiteboy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:57:47 ago (+2/-2)

calm down nigger its just a poll.

[ - ] glooper 2 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:59:54 ago (+3/-1)

Don't you bring my mother into this.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt -1 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 20:55:48 ago (+2/-3)

Do you people not realize that none of that constitutes as proof. You have listed of dogmatic belief because the authority figures deem it so.

None of you actually care for any proof, refurgitating what the authority considers as "fact" is good enough for you.

Just like any other religion.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 21:20:01 ago (+3/-1)

Flat-earthers should wear a golden star pin next to their name so we know to disregard their comments faster.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt -2 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:36:55 ago (+1/-3)

That sounds like something a progressive leftist NPC would say.

[ - ] DukeofRaul -1 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:51:42 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 20:12:31 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:22:18 ago (+4/-2)

Fuck you!?

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:39:17 ago (+6/-1)

The ONLY valid option.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 3 monthsMar 12, 2025 09:31:52 ago (+1/-0)

Do birds next!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 monthsMar 12, 2025 17:56:04 ago (+1/-0)

BIRBS DON'T REAL!

[ - ] observation1 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 21:08:57 ago (+0/-0)

Real but pteralodactyls are fake, like birds

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 3 monthsMar 12, 2025 09:31:43 ago (+0/-0)

Fun fact - pterodactyls, like all pterosaurs, were flying reptiles and not dinosaurs. I know it seems like a pedantic distinction, but it's true. Not a dinosaur. Yes, I am fun at parties.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 22:30:54 ago (+3/-3)

Most 'dinosaur bones' in museums are made from resin. The rest are elephant, whale, and cow bones.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 23:22:15 ago (+1/-1)

How old do you believe the Earfff is OP?

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 23:26:03 ago (+0/-0)

Define "dinosaur".

[ - ] DukeofRaul -1 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:54:45 ago (+0/-1)

The cereal controls your m8nd!