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I've gotten kinda fat and I've grown afraid of sitting on my testicles in the shower

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 19:32:20 ago (+1/-1)     (AnonWhatever)



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[ - ] puremadness 0 points 2 monthsMar 11, 2025 10:29:32 ago (+0/-0)

I gained 10 lbs this week.
Yea, 187lbs now :P

you bunch of fat fucks, do a goddamn sit up

[ - ] anon 2195262 1 point 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 23:52:21 ago (+1/-0)

The older ya get the lower they hang. I was getting intomy truck a while back and screamed bloody nmurder. my wife was like oy vey wassa wrong paw. I was like gotdamn, woman, I sat on my muhfuggin nuts sheeeit.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 20:52:54 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 19:37:41 ago (+1/-0)

Simple fix- turn your testicles into a mangina.

Maybe sprinkle some curry in there and invite conspirajeet over for some fun.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh -1 points 2 monthsMar 10, 2025 19:34:51 ago (+0/-1)

If it makes you feel better the lardass pedo kikefag dangus sits on his shriveled balls all day, given how he's a bedridden fat fuck.