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If they keep their legs closed past the second date it's a miracle

submitted by big_fat_dangus to clusterBbitches 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:13:31 ago (+5/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:19:24 ago (+4/-0)

You've never been on a second date.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:29:52 ago (+2/-0)

Not in your headcanon, clearly. Has anyone ever explained to you your headcanon isn't real life?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthMar 11, 2025 00:05:31 ago (+2/-0)

Nurses do a lot of fuckin. a lot.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:20:16 ago (+3/-1)

You twit, you haven't had any Pusey since Pusey had YOU!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:30:19 ago (+3/-1)

Ok boomer.

[ - ] Volf 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2025 04:51:32 ago (+0/-0)

When is the last time you had sex, Dangus?

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 1 monthMar 11, 2025 03:21:28 ago (+1/-0)

Dude, you know what it was.
All those infomercials.

They promo'ed the fuck out of nursing schools, just as the bars were closing.
Every sadness night was punctuated with the temptation of a better life playing in the background. They live in the gheeetttooo.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:31:44 ago (+2/-1)

We've got some real clamhurt broads in here, particularly @xmasskull

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:20:28 ago (+1/-0)

Get your girl a set of scrubs she'll love you forever.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2025 02:43:57 ago (+0/-0)

Not true. Nurses don't get stethoscopes.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:17:59 ago (+1/-2)

Looks like I’ve never used this downvoat button much before..

That’s about to change…..,

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -4 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:16:29 ago (+0/-4)

Voat sucks commie pig dick.

Pathetic faggots on parade

How is our favourite police officer today?

Getting fucked to sleep by niggers just like all of you worthless retards.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:33:07 ago (+3/-2)

Ok dude, it's unfortunate the cops ran a train on your bussy in prison, but you'll have to get over it and stop whining eventually.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -2 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:34:42 ago (+0/-2)

What is unfortunate officer epstien, is real men have intention to string you up by your feeble neck bitch

The only good pig is you dead


Die

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:45:13 ago (+2/-1)

You have schizophrenia.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 19:51:19 ago (+0/-1)

No. I’ve had enough of the retards on this site.

Fix your shit or suffer and die.

….this site is never far from death…….., closer than ever ….., too bad retards can’t see their own reckless stupidity


The only good Voat died many years ago

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 20:16:24 ago (+3/-1)

Then fuck off back to reddit bud. You've whined enough for one night.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 20:18:08 ago (+1/-1)

Nah…..I don’t think so


I’m gonna abuse the fuck out of loser queers……, just for fun


Police style.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 20:19:22 ago (+3/-0)

kek you don't know how to abuse anyone

even if you tried

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 20:24:48 ago (+1/-1)

I’ll try harder


In the meantime, suck more pig dick fag. May monkey pox bless your flesh

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 20:26:40 ago (+3/-0)

More like cry harder